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Business Awards 2018
The results are in from the Westpac Business Awards and things haven't gone exactly to plan..

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00:00 - 00:03Is Puhoi really a place
00:04 - 00:05Apparently they have a distillery
00:05 - 00:07Here is Puhoi
00:08 - 00:12Shit name for a place
00:12 - 00:15But clearly popular
00:17 - 00:19Just how fucking popular?
00:19 - 00:21I mean not as popular as us surely?
00:24 - 00:26Lawrence......
00:27 - 00:28Puhoi Organic Distillery
00:31 - 00:33They won the People Choice award...
00:34 - 00:36They took it by one single vote..
00:53 - 00:58Everyone who is not Jason, Bob or Grant get the fuck out of here.
01:13 - 01:15What the fuck?%$%##
01:15 - 01:17You assured me we would win the Peoples fucking choice!
01:18 - 01:23Puhoi Organic Distillery my ass..
01:29 - 01:31No one mention the Puhoi Pub
01:31 - 01:34One vote, one fucking vote!!!!!
01:34 - 01:37I told you idiots to ask your mates to vote, anyone, lazy fuckers.
01:37 - 01:40But your a bunch of Nigel no mates....
01:40 - 01:42Ingeborg voted for us..
01:42 - 01:46Ingeborg! She slagged our tasting panel on day one..
01:46 - 01:48She said it was honest feedback..
01:48 - 01:52Feedback, feedback my hairy ass!
01:53 - 01:54One vote.....
01:56 - 01:57We are not the most popular...
01:57 - 02:00That double shits the shit out of me.
02:00 - 02:03No, it treble shits me you fuckers.
02:04 - 02:08&^%%$%##@%%^%
02:08 - 02:13and &^%$%#$$$%^%
02:14 - 02:16Fuck it, Bob, it was you wasn't it
02:17 - 02:21Your in charge of our brand..
02:27 - 02:29In charge of shite ..
02:30 - 02:34I should have handled the advertising
02:34 - 02:36You and fucking Elvis.... useless.
02:41 - 02:42Tappy Place.. I mean fuck off..
02:43 - 02:47Do you even read that shit..
02:48 - 02:53We should have used Grants idea....
02:54 - 02:56you know, Beer Spot, where everyone gets a beer...
02:56 - 02:59That shit is catchy
03:00 - 03:02But no, you smartee cockwombles...
03:04 - 03:07Wait til he hear's about the Wine Spot
03:14 - 03:16Oh well.... we've still got a chance
03:19 - 03:23We should piss in the Excellence in Marketing category
03:25 - 03:26Won't we boys...
03:31 - 03:33You did enter us?
03:40 - 03:46I mean not in that emerging business category
03:46 - 03:49That shits insulting.
03:53 - 03:56I need a beer.