| 00:00 - 00:03 | Next will be Koopa beach |
| 00:03 - 00:06 | Remember to save your mushroom for the jump |
| 00:07 - 00:11 | The final races will then be at Bowsers Castle |
| 00:11 - 00:14 | And the infamous Rainbow Road |
| 00:16 - 00:18 | Good Good, this pleases me. |
| 00:18 - 00:20 | I will surely win gold tonight |
| 00:23 - 00:25 | ok |
| 00:26 - 00:27 | but |
| 00:29 - 00:32 | You are already out of contention. |
| 00:32 - 00:35 | Only Bowser or Wario can still win the night |
| 00:50 - 00:54 | If you have never won a night before get the...fuck...out |
| 00:55 - 00:56 | now |
| 01:09 - 01:12 | I AM FUCKING PISSED!! |
| 01:12 - 01:15 | WHAT DO YOU MEAN I AM OUT OF CONTENTION |
| 01:15 - 01:18 | YOU EXPECT ME TO HANGOUT WITH THAT OTHER LOSER LANGBANG? |
| 01:18 - 01:22 | WHO DRIVES WITH GAY ASS TOAD? |
| 01:22 - 01:27 | THIS IS SUCH BULLSHIT........WHAT THE FUCKING HELL |
| 01:27 - 01:30 | I TOLD GINGER BOY WE WERE DOING GENTLEMAN'S RULE |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | AND HE STILL USED LIGHTENING ON HITLER'S ASS GOING OVER WARIO'S JUMP! |
| 01:34 - 01:35 | HE THEN ASKED " U MAD?" |
| 01:36 - 01:38 | Sir, he just wanted to win one for the gingers |
| 01:38 - 01:41 | FUCK THE FUCKING GINGERS. I AM MAD |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | Look, we still have a week left of races and... |
| 01:44 - 01:46 | AND WHAT? IM SUPPOSSED TO WIN EVERY FUCKING NIGHT? |
| 01:48 - 01:49 | THIS IS MY WORST NIGHTMARE |
| 01:51 - 01:53 | I FUCKING HATE WHEN WARIO WINS |
| 01:53 - 01:56 | HE ALWAYS FUCKING LAUGHS AT HITLER |
| 01:56 - 01:59 | HE POINTS HIS FATASS FINGERS AT ME AND YELLS |
| 01:59 - 02:04 | "SUCKS TO SUCK" and "U MAD BRO?" |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I AM MORE THAN BUTTHURT. HITLER HATE HIM |
| 02:08 - 02:11 | ID RATHER SEE EVEN LANGBANG WIN |
| 02:11 - 02:14 | AT LEAST I COULD STILL MAKE FUN OF HIM FOR NOT HAVING A BIKE |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | AND HE WOULD STILL BE TROLLIN! |
| 02:21 - 02:23 | Hitler has a fucking headache again |
| 02:24 - 02:24 | I try so hard |
| 02:25 - 02:27 | I LIKE TO WIN |
| 02:27 - 02:31 | HITLER IS NOT A FUMBLE BOY |
| 02:34 - 02:35 | fuck man |
| 02:36 - 02:41 | EVEN IF WARIO SOMEHOW LOSES HIS LEAD, BOWSER WILL SURELY WIN AGAIN |
| 02:42 - 02:46 | IM TIRED OF HIS BULLSHIT TOO |
| 02:45 - 02:48 | How can you live in IV and not drink? |
| 02:49 - 02:52 | ALL HE DOES IS SURF EVERY FUCKING DAY |
| 02:52 - 02:55 | AND HE TURNS DOWN EVERY GIRL HITLER WANT |
| 02:57 - 03:00 | Don't worry, Im sure he wont pick any bugs out of your hair |
| 03:06 - 03:08 | I can't get Choco Mountain out of my head |
| 03:11 - 03:16 | Ginger just had to leave banana in Hitler's way on the turn |
| 03:17 - 03:20 | ...Why? |
| 03:23 - 03:25 | A drink..Hitler need |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | Maybe its time Hitler get a PS2 already. GTA looks like a lot of fun |
| 03:37 - 03:40 | Hitler could steal cars instead of race them |
| 03:44 - 03:46 | Goodnight, Sweet Prince |
