| 00:00 - 00:03 | The application has started crashing frequently |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | So far, crashes have occurred on workstations here.. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | From what we can tell |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | the workstations themselves have likely been compromised |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Perform testing with the current versions of POD |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | With only two it should be quick to identify the problem |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | There... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | There are still 4 versions of POD in use |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They have different code bases and functionality |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who's still using a Windows XP workstation with Office XP, leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Who the hell forked all these versions of POD? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | And no proper version control! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | This is a maintenance nightmare! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | No wonder that POD has so many problems! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | The application is fucked! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | This is the legacy of an application left to the maintenance of users! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Why has this never been dealt with before now!? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | The web team is supposed to be responsible for this! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, we're attempting to merge the versions back into a single branch |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | And yet we would still have to deal with the issue that Digital is a separate domain! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, we can copy their Active Directory structure. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | And pollute the Marston domain with that crap? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I won't have it! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | It still wouldn't fix the crashes anyway. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | It wouldn't fix the fact that the application is still an Access 2000 project |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | The backend is still fucking MSSQL 2000 |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | That's almost 14 fucking years old! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | This isn't even the worst application we have! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | The Job Management database doesn't even maintain referential integrity! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | These things could keel over at any moment! |
