| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have detected a large convoy of Panasonic trucks |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Moving up from the south |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | It appears there are three columns |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | and there are others |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | coming in from the northeast |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It's probably the backordered lenses |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | It's about time they arrived |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Panasonic |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Panasonic is shipping full frame mirrorles cameras |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They've been developing them for years |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who told me Full Frame was superior please leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You said MFT ! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You told me to stick with MFT ! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | They were the future ! Everyone would own one you said. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Small, good IQ, inexpensive |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I just bought one for Eva for Christmas |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I knew I shoud have got her a D810 or something |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Now I'm stuck with a useless camera I can't even return |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Who is going to reimburse me for that ! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Furher, you can just return it |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | We bombed the store ! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, it'll still take good pictures |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | It won't take full frame pictures |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It will take nuetered pictures |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I don't want nuetered pictures ! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I could have just stuck with my Minox. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I want beautiful bombed out landscapes |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I don't take pictures of documents in the dark |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I want a camera that will show all the detail of our conquered lands! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Is that so hard to understand? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Maybe I want to get a shot of Panzers crushing a country villiage |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Or the Luftwaffe on a bombing run |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I like a camera that will be versatile |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | That will deliver a high IQ image |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But not a Nilkon |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I had Nikons for years and they didn't innovate |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | That's why I decided to move to MFT. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Now I have to change formats again |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | What do these camera companies think? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Do they think Deutsche Marks grow on trees? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, he was this way when kodak went out of business. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe I shouldn't get so worked up |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It didn't do any good when Kodak went out of business |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It just gave me an upset stomach |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Have a Panasonic rep come by |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Tell him to bring some different models of this new full frame mirrorless |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I'll see what they're about |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'm a reasonable guy |
