| 00:00 - 00:03 | Hebrew Dog Man has just found out he is having a boy |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | And he made a post about it |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | He seems very proud and happy about it |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | and is asking for suggestions |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | on what to name his firstborn child |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Whatever my parents loved me enough |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | to not pay someone to slice up my penis is, in Hebrew! |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Why don't you just say something nice |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Like congrats |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Or you could suggest a real name |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Or simply say nothing and keep scrolling |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Imma keep expressing it |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | and maybe youll decide |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | you love your child |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | more than you love your Sky Daddy/being dogs chosen people. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | You could start something BIG! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Does that mean: |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | please daddy dont pay someone |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | to carve up my penis, |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Im only a week old? If so, I approve |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But you could just keep scrolling |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Imma keep expressing it |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I just think you're being rude and insensitive to push an agenda |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Thats what your newborn will be thinking |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | when the adults hold him down |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | and slice up his penis |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Youve NEVER had a child |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | so Ill be easy on you... |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | youre gonna look into his big newborn eyes |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and think who are you?... |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | You are going to care for him, |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | for a week, falling in love, more and more each day. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Then on day 8, |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | youre going to PAY someone |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | to slice up his penis |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | to appease your sky daddy? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | And if something goes wrong? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | How will you explain that? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | You have a really big opportunity |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | to end the cycle of violence |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and show your child how much you love her m. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Why can't Veronica act like a decent human being? |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Child Abuser! |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Almost as annoying |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | as being FORCIBLY, genitally mutilated |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Telling me to fuck off is telling the world |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | you will pay someone genitally mutilate your child |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And I gave my choice |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | if you dont like it, then name your kid mutilated" |
