| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, the PCs are writing up too much shit, |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They are filling ALL the spaces on their daily cards. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They wrote up the T/R gearbox oil low. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And here, there are at least 5 different torque stripe gripes. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | If they are all legitimate gripes, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | what difference does it make? |
| 00:24 - 00:25 | Well, uh... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | they... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They use really technical words, |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And it's so hard to understand. |
| 00:53 - 00:57 | If you have any experience with aviation maintenance, or how the flight line works, |
| 00:57 - 00:59 | leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | This is UNACCEPTABLE! |
| 01:15 - 01:18 | LOOK AT THE SHEER NUMBER OF GRIPES! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | THIS DAILY CARD IS ABSOLUTELY BLEEDING BLACK INK! |
| 01:24 - 01:27 | How can one helo be this fucked up? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | IT DEFIES LOGIC AND SANITY! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | My mechs will be working these off, |
| 01:34 - 01:40 | FOR MINUTES! I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS! THIS IS UNSAT! UNACCEPTABLE! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Perhaps, if we talk to the PC that wrote this card... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | THATS NOT GOOD ENOUGH! WE HAVE TO SEND A MESSAGE! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | OK, have them read the MI then! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Shut it rook, YOU'VE BEEN HERE 5 MONTHS. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | FUCKING BOOT ASS BITCH. |
| 01:55 - 01:57 | No, for this to have an impact, |
| 01:57 - 01:59 | It must be as over the top, nonsensical, and utterly, |
| 01:59 - 02:03 | unnecessarily redundant AS POSSIBLE. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | THAT WILL SEND THE MESSAGE THAT P/Cs WRITING UP |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | LARGE NUMBERS OF DISCREPANCIES WRITTEN IN TECHNICAL CODE |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | WILL NOT BE TOLERATED AROUND HERE! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | WE'LL SHOW THEM! THEY'LL WRITHE AND CURSE THE VERY DAY |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | that they wrote up such nonsensical, |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | rambling gobbledy gook as "Check M/R Tq Mark". |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | OR "MCP caution light burned out" |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | OR, OR, "Check T/R Oil level." |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | WHO DO THEY THINK THEY ARE? OUT THERE ON THE FLIGHT LINE, |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | LOOKING FOR DISCREPANCIES! WRITING UP EVERYTHING THEY FIND! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | FILLING UP DAILY CARDS! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I HAVE HAD ENOUGH! THIS ENDS TODAY! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | THEY'LL REMOVE THEIR HEADS FROM THEIR ASSES! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK honey, only the PC's will suffer management's wrath. |
| 03:13 - 03:17 | Here's what we'll be forced to do, to extract vengeance. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We will go forth and make photocopies of green MAFs. |
| 03:25 - 03:27 | Tell the PC's... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | to fill out a MAF for every gripe. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | It won't be a real MAF, it'll be a copy, which will have to be transcribed to a MAF. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Use David's daily card an example. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Just don't tell them his card is the reason they are being punished. |
