Dual Slots Führer
Hitler Heads up the Nikon full frame mirrorless design team.


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00:00 - 00:03Thank you all for attending the Nikon pre design meeting
00:04 - 00:05We are tasked to bring a mirrorless camera to the market
00:05 - 00:07Forget about Asia this is our target
00:08 - 00:12You all know the success Sony have with the bloody A9 and A7III
00:12 - 00:15We need to sink that Sony ship and bring Nikon Mirrorless to Europe!
00:17 - 00:19Lets not worry about their eye AF
00:19 - 00:21but we have to get this release spot on first time
00:24 - 00:26My Führer
00:27 - 00:28Steiner
00:31 - 00:33Steiner has suggested that we have two card slots in the camera
00:34 - 00:36Steiner's idea is masterful
00:53 - 00:58Everyone out except Keitel, Jodl, Krebs, and Burgdorf
01:13 - 01:15 That man is a buffoon!!
01:15 - 01:17What the hell is he talking about?!
01:18 - 01:23I ask you men in here for good ideas not for stuff that we can add in to the next gen!
01:25 - 01:28Two slots are only for our professional cameras
01:29 - 01:31not for bleeding hobbyists
01:31 - 01:34i cant believe you even suggested 2 slots
01:34 - 01:37its a waste of money and no one will ever use 2 slots
01:37 - 01:40Single XQD is easily enough for non ambassadors!
01:40 - 01:42We need to attract the woman back to Nikon that we lost
01:42 - 01:46Sod the woman, do they even buy cameras?!
01:46 - 01:48My Führer, you know what happened last time you excluded them
01:48 - 01:52Get your dual slots out of my sight you pathetic man
01:53 - 01:54We're not Sony!!
01:56 - 01:57If we mess this up we will be the
01:57 - 02:00laughing stock of the Sony shooters world
02:00 - 02:03People will take the piss all over facebook
02:04 - 02:08and DPreview, Steve Huff and Ross Harvey will hate us!
02:08 - 02:13Is 2 slots the best you can come up with? How about a 58mm Noct 0.95 with AF?
02:14 - 02:16We could have the fastest AF lens in the world!
02:17 - 02:21We dont even have an 85 1.8 to announce let alone a fast AF lens
02:27 - 02:29Have you seen the price we are charging for these?
02:30 - 02:34Its extortionate! I like to make all this profit
02:34 - 02:36Tell them its better than SD
02:41 - 02:42Tell them anything
02:43 - 02:47Except that its a failing on our part becasue we are not Leica or Sony
02:48 - 02:53I swear if this camera release fails we are all doomed
02:54 - 02:56All those sitting on the fence
02:56 - 02:59waiting for 5 years will buy a bloody Sony
03:00 - 03:02and take a selfie as they unbox it live online
03:04 - 03:07Oh Gerda your opinion doesn't count here
03:14 - 03:16I prefer one slot than to invent something we're not
03:19 - 03:23It's all too much to ask for a gen 1 camera
03:25 - 03:26Ask Canon
03:31 - 03:33Their trick is well known
03:40 - 03:46You see Canon giving everything on a new camera?
03:46 - 03:49No of course they dont, they drip feed!
03:53 - 03:56We are Nikon.