Dual Slots Führer
2,685 views • 8/23/2018
Hitler Heads up the Nikon full frame mirrorless design team.
| 00:00 - 00:03 | Thank you all for attending the Nikon pre design meeting |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We are tasked to bring a mirrorless camera to the market |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Forget about Asia this is our target |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | You all know the success Sony have with the bloody A9 and A7III |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We need to sink that Sony ship and bring Nikon Mirrorless to Europe! |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Lets not worry about their eye AF |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | but we have to get this release spot on first time |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Führer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner has suggested that we have two card slots in the camera |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Steiner's idea is masterful |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out except Keitel, Jodl, Krebs, and Burgdorf |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That man is a buffoon!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | What the hell is he talking about?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I ask you men in here for good ideas not for stuff that we can add in to the next gen! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Two slots are only for our professional cameras |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | not for bleeding hobbyists |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | i cant believe you even suggested 2 slots |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | its a waste of money and no one will ever use 2 slots |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Single XQD is easily enough for non ambassadors! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We need to attract the woman back to Nikon that we lost |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Sod the woman, do they even buy cameras?! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Führer, you know what happened last time you excluded them |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Get your dual slots out of my sight you pathetic man |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | We're not Sony!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | If we mess this up we will be the |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | laughing stock of the Sony shooters world |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | People will take the piss all over facebook |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | and DPreview, Steve Huff and Ross Harvey will hate us! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Is 2 slots the best you can come up with? How about a 58mm Noct 0.95 with AF? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | We could have the fastest AF lens in the world! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We dont even have an 85 1.8 to announce let alone a fast AF lens |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Have you seen the price we are charging for these? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Its extortionate! I like to make all this profit |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Tell them its better than SD |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Tell them anything |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Except that its a failing on our part becasue we are not Leica or Sony |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I swear if this camera release fails we are all doomed |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | All those sitting on the fence |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | waiting for 5 years will buy a bloody Sony |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and take a selfie as they unbox it live online |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Oh Gerda your opinion doesn't count here |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I prefer one slot than to invent something we're not |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It's all too much to ask for a gen 1 camera |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Ask Canon |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Their trick is well known |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | You see Canon giving everything on a new camera? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | No of course they dont, they drip feed! |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We are Nikon. |
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