| 00:00 - 00:03 | Marissa the new evolutions for gen 4 have finally arrived |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The usual shit will get evolutions |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Murkrow and the other shite like rhydon |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Some like Togekiss might be good but most will be absolute bollox |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | You might as well kill yourself instead of saving candies |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It's OK, Conor will catch all the shit I need for gen 4 |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | He's my little bitch |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Marissa, administrator... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | There's a new pokemon in gen 4 |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Cuntasaurus, it's based on you |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It even has red hair and glasses |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone with a shiny magikarp, swablu or Zapdos gtfo now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Schindler's list was a shitty movie |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | There weren't enough explosions, just jew being gassed |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I want the long nosed fucks to just blow up |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | If i just had a shiny magikarp... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Conor might get some sex |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Not the handjobs I give him to stop his temper tantrums |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I swear if you don't milk him for 5 hours he becomes like a feral animal |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | A fucking balloon about to explode |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Marissa all guys need to get off some way |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | That wanker asks me to fist his asshole and toss him off |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Marissa, everyone i entitled to their fetishes |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Even a sick fuck like that who wants his ass to be a cargo ferry |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Conor tried to grow a beard ffs |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Just so he could catch some cum in his moustache |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | You think cum tastes as good after licking it off a moustache? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Are you fucking hetros? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Determinded to make the world full of people |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | People who mock me for having cum on my moustache and watching hentai on the sly while I work |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Who doesnt like a few tentacles when they watch porn |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | If I had tentacles I'd toss you all off you wankers |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | But I have to live with just 2 hands |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I can only jerk off 2 people, just 2 dicks at a time |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Even with all my powers |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Shiny magikarp... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | That little shit caused all this trouble in the first place now look at me |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | A guy who pisses at the side of Campo Fiori cos he can't hold it til Sealife is taking the piss out of me |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Well, I will go and poke some shit at work |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | That's all Gemma says - "poke things" |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The only thing I poke is Conor's dick |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry Conor can still fuck you hard |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe I should have used an android phone |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | The .. iphone is a piece of shit for sure |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I'm stuck with it |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Just know this, you wankstains... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I will take your wank dna and make robots with your semen to fulfil my goals |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And I will film it in 360p definition to piss you off |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Stephen is a God among men |
