| 00:00 - 00:05 | I'm going to buy the |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | new iPhone 7 |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | But I've heard |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | From a website |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | That the iPhone is complete fucking shit |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Apple is shit |
| 00:26 - 00:28 | Agreed |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | And |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | They expect me to pay 700 fucking pounds |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | For a piece of shit like that |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | There having a Fukien laugh mate |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | It does not even have a headphone port |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | It only has a better processor |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | And It looks ugly as fuck |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | Fucking Steve jobs |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Can't do shit |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | HE IS DEAD |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | And now we have dick heads like |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | Jonny Ive and two other twats |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | Hey but at least |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | It's dust proof |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | But it's |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | 1000% |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | Shit proof |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | I can't fucking take Apple anymore |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | The iPhone 6s has better battery life |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | And design |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | And a |
| 02:05 - 02:06 | Head |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | Phone |
| 02:11 - 02:12 | Port |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | I thought to myself at night |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | I was excited |
| 02:21 - 02:27 | Then I looked on apples website And never saw so much shit in my life |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Then I asked Siri |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | How shit is Apple and she replied |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | Too shit motherfucker |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | I want to go up to the Genius Bar |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | and punch all of them in the face |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | They are all money loving pigs |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Yes they are my friend |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | They are all on fucking drugs |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | So am I |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | And I have Ebola |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | Watch out its catchy |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | I might give it to anyone that designed the iPhone 7 |
