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Mein Führer, there's a new Amazing Atheist video

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about racism against POCs.

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He said that there's a culture of victimism

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which is holding POCs back

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and hurting their communities. 

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This is racist as fuck.

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If we had a couch, I'd faint.

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Mein Führer,

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the shitlord...

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the shitlord was told to shut up and listen by a real POC

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and he doubled down with no remorse.

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Those of us who are not trans-racial, leave now.

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That fat neck-bearded dick!

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That fucking disgusting neck-bearded dick!

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How dares he disagree with a POC about racism!

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I'm so shaking with rage I can't even!

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He's worse than that rapist Dick Carrier!

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He makes atheism look like the fucking SS!

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I should strangle him with my own hands!

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And then sodomize him with a rusty banana!

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Mein Führer, we've already reported him to Youtube..

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Fuck Youtube! They're capitalist, racist asswipes!

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Mein Führer, they're our allies, just like Twitter!

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I don't give a shit about fake allies

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Fuck Twitter, too!

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This is exactly why we have to dig a deep chasm

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in the heart of atheism, detonate a few nukes

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and fill it with molten lava

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to keep those shitbags on their side.

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And when they open their fucking mouths

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to silence a POC

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we should toss them into the lava, the fuckers!

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This is the worst thing ever

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I'm ashamed of being an atheist, ashamed of the word itself

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It's time to create a new identity.

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We had Atheism Plus

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but when that dirtbag Carrier stole the idea from McCreight

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he left his sticky fingerprints all over it.

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Maybe we should find a POC god to worship

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like Ganesha, or Baron Samedi

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but then we'd be guilty of cultural appropriation!

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We don't have to, we can still be Skepchicks.

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Atheism is completely fucked

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From now on, even Fred Phelps is better than us

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Even if he's dead

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Skepticism is also fucked

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If we want to behave like decent, empathetic human beings

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we have to join Black Lives Matter.

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Fuck TJ Kirk.