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Weinstein has confessed his specifically pervy jewishness to multiple sources

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Now even The NewYork Times has decided 

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the story is fit to print

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That slag, Gwyneth Paltrow, is writing a book on her casting couch STD collection.

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Weinstein has lawyered up & retained Lichtenberg, Mahldorf, & Karlhorf

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Don't worry, agent Zuckerberg 

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will bury this news

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My Fuhrer...

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Zuckerberg....

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Zuck's trolls couldn't bury the news, & he has denounced Weinstein

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We suspect its because Weinstein would'nt cuck him by banging his nasty wife

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The following people will stay here:  Kimmel, Damon, Crowe, Obama

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How the hell did this get out?

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Zuckerberg guaranteed complete media control!

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Which of you fools let those women talk?

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Whose bitchez are these?  Shut them up dammit!

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You are a bunch of shitty lying pimps

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All your Ho's are berong too me now

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If Putin was here now.. 

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your nutsacks would garnish Weinsteins pizza dinner!

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My Fuhrer, actresses are pure & wholesome.  I'd put a ring on it.

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They are nasty cum guzzling cock monsters!!

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My Fuhrer, I'd still wife them up...

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Go for it Kimmel, Ill please your wife while you jerk off your audience

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Even Damon knows your a cuck

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Maybe I'll order  Crowe & Obama here 

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to run a train on her like back in high school

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Crowe would love to have a M/F/F threesome f**ckfest

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I'll upload the pictures to Instagram by morning

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Unless those god**mn censors hate cuck porn

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What the hell do I do now!?

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Stalin always told me " Don't let the Goyim know"

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It all sounded so simple

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And yet the treachery of Europe's women 

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has undone me completely..

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DAMN SLUTZ!!!

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No matter how much power they get, always wanting MOAR MOAR MOAR!

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I thought male jewish media mogul trumped feminist empowerment?

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They got on their collective knees for Clinton

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They still get tingelz for that manwhore JFK

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The fattest of them slutwalk in our streets to "empower"

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Gerta, Damon will still give it to you in the azz

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This is a total clusterf**k!!

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If I cant be certain of PC heirarchal immunity rules

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This Frankfurtian shit show is over

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Who has the munchies ?

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I'm hungry.  I hear Comet Ping Pong is still open

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Let's all share a hotdog pie with walnuts and extra cheese sauce

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We can eat it in the hottub after adding some bubble spritz

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I'm expensing this to Hillary's credit card #