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Mr. Biden, I've got some bad news.

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Trump's lead is unprecedented,

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especially in WI, MI, MA, and GA.

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We needed those states to win

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along with AZ and NV.

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It looks like we'll have to

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plan some campaign stops after all.

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Joe...

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These...

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These are not polls by the fake news.

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This is the result of the election.

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Everyone out except Fox News, CNN, and Jack Twitter.

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COME ON, MAN!

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You said we had it in the bag!

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I don't want to end up like Hillary

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hanging out at Costco signing books in 2021!

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Hillary, what happened?

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What about the dead people,

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the maiden names, the mail in ballots,

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and the voting machines?!

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Joe, we tried the best we could--

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COME ON MAN!!!!

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Joe, the red wave was too intense!

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I've had enough isn't there something we can do?!

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Stop the counting!

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What about a pipe bursting in GA?

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And millions of found mail in ballots

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for PA, WI, MA, AZ, and NV.

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Those stupid bastards in NV never sleep anyway

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so who cares if they have to be up all night

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counting votes so long as they are blue?!

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Trump can't win again he's worse than STALIN!

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Fox we need you on our side.

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You can learn from CNN

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they've led the way for 4 years.

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Jack...

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I can't take those tweeting orange hands any more!

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You have to stop him.

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Fact check every tweet.

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Refer to me as the "President-Elect"

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and give me an office of my own!

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There's always 2024.

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He's filing lawsuits as we speak.

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I can feel it.

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The fake news

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just wasn't enough.

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Fox you have to call AZ right away.

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They won't believe it if it comes from CNN.

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Nobody watches that shit anyway.