WEBVTT 0 00:00:00.500 --> 00:00:03.250 Rioting and protests have spread to major cities... 1 00:00:04.000 --> 00:00:05.500 ...all over the United States - New York, Los Angeles... 2 00:00:05.650 --> 00:00:07.500 ...even Washington now. 3 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:12.000 Efforts to contain the situation by ramping up police violence... 4 00:00:12.099 --> 00:00:15.500 ...have failed. These people are angry and are demanding justice. 5 00:00:17.500 --> 00:00:19.000 I don't see the problem... 6 00:00:19.000 --> 00:00:21.500 ... we'll send in the military with tanks and kill them all. 7 00:00:24.750 --> 00:00:26.500 Mr President... 8 00:00:27.500 --> 00:00:28.500 ...that would be... 9 00:00:31.000 --> 00:00:33.500 That would be a crime against humanity. The military might refuse... 10 00:00:34.000 --> 00:00:36.000 ... to follow an illegal order. 11 00:00:53.000 --> 00:00:58.500 Get out, all of you. Pence, Pompeo and Barr, you stay. 12 00:01:13.000 --> 00:01:15.000 Illegal? 13 00:01:15.250 --> 00:01:17.750 You think I care about illegal? 14 00:01:18.750 --> 00:01:23.250 I'm the president, you motherfuckers! I can do what I like! 15 00:01:25.250 --> 00:01:28.000 You think I cared about the law when I took help from Putin... 16 00:01:29.250 --> 00:01:31.000 ... to get to the White House? 17 00:01:31.500 --> 00:01:34.000 When I worked with sleazebags like Manafort and Stone... 18 00:01:34.750 --> 00:01:37.750 ... to make up lies about Hilary and Joe Biden? 19 00:01:37.500 --> 00:01:40.500 Rape, fraud, extortion - you think I'd worry about mass murder? 20 00:01:40.500 --> 00:01:42.750 But there could be consequences... 21 00:01:42.750 --> 00:01:46.250 Consequences? Who do you think you are - Robert Mueller? 22 00:01:46.500 --> 00:01:48.799 Mr President, we could end up in jail... 23 00:01:48.799 --> 00:01:52.000 That's what Barr's for - he'll make it fucking legal! 24 00:01:53.000 --> 00:01:54.500 Rioting! 25 00:01:56.000 --> 00:01:57.750 What do they know about rioting? 26 00:01:57.750 --> 00:02:00.500 My father was arrested at a KKK riot in 1929... 27 00:02:00.500 --> 00:02:03.500 ... those guys knew how to do a proper riot. 28 00:02:04.500 --> 00:02:08.000 These Antifa don't even know how to light a burning cross... 29 00:02:08.750 --> 00:02:13.500 I'll make *them* illegal and wipe them off the face of the earth! 30 00:02:14.000 --> 00:02:16.750 They say I'm a fucking fascist? 31 00:02:17.500 --> 00:02:21.750 Well now I'm going to show them they're fucking right! 32 00:02:27.000 --> 00:02:29.000 I'll make CNN and the New York Times illegal... 33 00:02:30.500 --> 00:02:34.000 ... and get Jack Dorsey jailed... 34 00:02:34.500 --> 00:02:36.500 ... for putting notices on my fucking tweets! 35 00:02:41.000 --> 00:02:42.500 Zuckerberg gets it, he'll let me use Facebook... 36 00:02:43.000 --> 00:02:47.500 ... for whatever lies I fucking like! 37 00:02:48.500 --> 00:02:53.000 But how am I meant to be Fuhrer... 38 00:02:54.000 --> 00:02:56.000 ... if Dorsey puts notices on my tweets... 39 00:02:56.500 --> 00:02:59.750 ... to say they're not fucking true? 40 00:03:00.000 --> 00:03:02.500 I'm Fuhrer, now - I decide what's true! 41 00:03:04.750 --> 00:03:07.500 Don't worry, Kayleigh, it's just the Adderal talking. 42 00:03:14.250 --> 00:03:16.250 All I wanted was to make America great again... 43 00:03:19.250 --> 00:03:23.250 ... and now there's 100,000 dead from the virus... 44 00:03:25.550 --> 00:03:26.750 ... and cities going up in flames. 45 00:03:31.500 --> 00:03:33.750 But I'll make sure they don't blame me... 46 00:03:40.750 --> 00:03:46.250 We'll blame Hilary, Obama, Antifa... 47 00:03:46.500 --> 00:03:49.000 ... we'll pin the whole thing on China... 48 00:03:53.750 --> 00:03:56.000 None of this is my fault.