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The pan-democrats are launching an attack on all fronts

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They've already taken Wong Tai Shin,

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Tai Po and Sham Shui Po.

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Of course they won in that hipsterland of Sai Kung

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and the depressing public housings of Sha Tin.

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As long as we have the Heung Yee Kuk

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to canvass in the Northern New Territories

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Junius

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Tuen Mun...

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Tuen Mun has fallen to the yellow ribbons,

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you've lost your constitution.

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Holden Chow, James Tien, Andrew Leung, John Lee. Others out.

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We've been annihilited by students

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By fucking amateurs who didn't even bribe their voters

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All those buses I sent to eldery homes, all those wasted Maxim's coupons

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I spent my day pushing wheelchairs

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I even registered my dead parents to vote

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and got stabbed in front of cameras

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How are we going to collude with developers

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if those cockroaches control the councils

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Junius, we can openly send the triads...

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Those idiots managed to lose fucking North Point

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Junius, we can always disqualify some of them

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We even managed to lose against a cat !

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A FUCKING CAT !

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Those cucks at the liaison office

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will laugh their ass off learning that.

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I'm taking mandarin lessons to bootlick them

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not to have them humiliate me in front of hookers in Shenzhen.

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I always end up paying the bill and I can't get a hard-on

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those Fujian girls think I have nothing in my balls

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only Regina Ip gives me a boner now.

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When I was younger we won all the districts,

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I got a massage in each of them in a single night.

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All is lost because of that stupid Carrie Lam,

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her fucking extradition law

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her stubbornness and her imaginary silent majority

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I had the time of my life in Yuen Long just four months ago

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I thought I would be the king of votes.

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Now we're all gonna have to open our asses

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To the almighty dick of Winnie the Pooh

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Don't worry Starry Lee, I heard he has a small one

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Our only hope is the Outlying Islands

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As long as we have Lamma Island, we can hold out

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Get rid of foreign interference

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We'll cut the electricity first

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Sink their chaotic junk boats and DB Moms ferries

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We'll just have to get rid of those hippies first

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Roll over them with village vehicles

