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The Russian collusion case is dead.

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They know Halper set it up.

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Mifsud isn't even Russian.

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They know all about Azra Turk.

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Barr is getting ready to declassify everything.

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We can deal with no collusion.

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We still have Mueller's testimony.

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Sir...

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Mueller...

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Mueller doesn't even know what day it is.

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He just mumbles "beyond my purview" 24/7.

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Everyone out. Simpson, Steele, Schiff, Comey, and Clapper can stay.

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"Let Mueller do it!" you said.

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"Mueller will get rid of the bad orange man!"

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You guaranteed that Mueller would clean up the mess you made!

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"Mueller will convince them to impeach!"

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Did you not see what happened today?

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He didn't even deny all the CNN leaks!

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A retarded goldfish would've been more convincing.

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Instead you sent a guy who didn't read his own report!

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Mueller was a Marine. And FBI director!

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He spent five hours out there licking windows and eating glue!

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He was a full partner at Wilmer Hale.

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The man was forced to recant the only good testimony he gave.

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He had to correct Ted Lieu!

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"Full partner at Wilmer Hale."

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More like "PATHETIC FAIL."

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Babylon Bee mocked him for answering a banana phone.

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A f***ing banana phone.

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A regular Fredo Corleone Esquire, this guy.

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"Oh, he's smart. Not dumb, like everyone says."

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The whole point of getting stupid Emo Giraffe Comey fired here...

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...was to get a special counsel.

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And the whole point of getting a special counsel appointed...

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...was to get subpoena and grand jury power...

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...and force impeachment.

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How are we going to impeach Drumpf when the guy who investigated him...

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...identifies as a f***ing kitty cat on the hunt for Tweety Bird?

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It's over.

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There's no way out from here.

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You made your beds, and now you'll sleep in them.

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Just wait for Rachel Maddow. She'll know what to do.

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You colluded with Russians and got caught.

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You used honeypots and got caught.

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You leaked and got caught.

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Horowitz knows everything.

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Durham knows everything.

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Barr knows everything.

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And Trump's going to be president forever.