Baaarnaby Joyce

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Australia's deputy prime minister causes a bit of grief for prime minister Malcolm Turnbull...

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00:00 - 00:03We've convinced Gichuhi to join the Liberal Party,
00:04 - 00:05We've steadied our numbers in the Senate.
00:05 - 00:07Your government is looking better.
00:08 - 00:12Now we just have to work in the House of Reps
00:12 - 00:15And soften up the the rabble sitting on the crossbench.
00:17 - 00:19Great - now we'll see what Barnaby
00:19 - 00:21and the Nationals are doing.
00:24 - 00:26Mr Turnbull...
00:27 - 00:28Barnaby...
00:31 - 00:33Barnaby knocked up one of his staffers.
00:34 - 00:36It's been going on for months.
00:53 - 00:58Everyone get out out - except Pyne, ScoMo, Dutton and Cormann......
01:13 - 01:15That bloody ROOT RAT!
01:15 - 01:17A Deputy Prime Ministerial ROOT RAT!
01:18 - 01:23How can he knock someone up with my government hanging on by a THREAD?!
01:25 - 01:28And right after the same sex plebiscite
01:29 - 01:31Where he lectured others on morality
01:31 - 01:34Yet he swapped that playbook with the Karma Sutra!
01:34 - 01:37There he was threatening to shoot Pistol and Boo
01:37 - 01:40if only he was SHOOTING BLOODY BLANKS!
01:40 - 01:42Mr Turnbull, it was an open secret throughout Canberra
01:42 - 01:46Well that's not the only thing THAT WAS $%#&! OPEN!
01:46 - 01:48Mr Turnbull, he won New England.
01:48 - 01:52Well whoop-de-bloody-do, you idiot...
01:53 - 01:54They're all SHEEPSHAGGERS
01:56 - 01:57I remember the old days...
01:57 - 02:00when a National Party crisis was when one of them was found with a goat
02:00 - 02:03dressed is SUSPENDERS AND A BRA!
02:04 - 02:08And now the whole country knows about this...
02:08 - 02:13And now I'm going to lose my 27th consecutive Newspoll
02:14 - 02:16And Abbott will laugh his bloody Speedos off
02:17 - 02:21This is a whole lot worse than the republican push and Utegate!
02:27 - 02:29I have to think this one through -
02:30 - 02:34We'll give her a job... a job with the Facebook and the Twitter
02:34 - 02:36In Matt Canavan's office.
02:41 - 02:42Tax free.
02:43 - 02:47Here we are lecturing the public all about border security and he couldn't keep it in his pants...
02:48 - 02:53We should have deported him to New Zealand when we had the chance...
02:54 - 02:56This would have made up for "Underarm"
02:56 - 02:59Their cartoonists would have had a field day.
03:00 - 03:02He would've been bigger than FOOTROT FLATS!!
03:04 - 03:07It's OK, Barnaby still loves you too
03:14 - 03:16Now we better do some damage control
03:19 - 03:23We deflect everything by announcing more frigates
03:25 - 03:26and subs...
03:31 - 03:33a coal fired power station.
03:40 - 03:46And we have a new rule that no member shall knock off a staffer without my express permission
03:46 - 03:49Except Pyne - he's a bit sus...
03:53 - 03:56Politics is f*cked!