| 00:00 - 00:03 | The regular season has ended. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | There were a few surprises, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | but the playoff brackets look pretty similar to last year |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The winners of the divisions were |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Stefan, Caleb, and Austin. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Good for Austin, and I bet |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Stefan finally beats Caleb this year. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Stefan... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Stefan lost in the finals to Caleb |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Caleb won the Admiral again. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who hasn't made a bad trade with Caleb, get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | HE WON TWO GODDAMN YEARS IN A ROW?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | HOW COULD YOU FUCKS LET THIS HAPPEN?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And Stefan! He just doesn't know how to close does he? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | CALEB HAS THE ENTIRE PRO BOWL ROSTER! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | AND NOW HE HAS ODELL BECKHAM?! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | FUCKING ODELL BECKHAM?! WHAT DUMBASS WOULD TRADE HIM?! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I CAN'T BELIEVE SOMEONE WOULD BE SO STUPID! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer, I got 2 first round picks out of it. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | EAT SHIT BRANDON! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, I also got Corey Clement and Philip Dorsett. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I DON'T GIVE A RAT'S ASS YOU SELFISH DICK! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | AND HERE WE GO! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We're gonna get fucked harder than Austin |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | did by that tranny that one time |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | BUT THIS IS GONNA LAST FOR THE NEXT 10 YEARS! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | AND WE HAVE TO SEE THOSE STUPID FUCKING SNAPCHATS! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | YOU KNOW THE ONES! WHERE HE PHOTOSHOPS THE ADMIRAL ON EVERYTHING! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | AND HIS STUPID FUCKING FACE! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | IF I HAVE TO SEE ONE OF THOSE AGAIN I MIGHT KILL MYSELF! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I just don't understand. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We know how much of an asshole he is when he wins, |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | but we still make trades with him. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Goddammit, Mike. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | YOU HAVE A CHILD, DON'T YOU WANT HER FATHER TO WIN!? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | AND CHRIS! IF YOU WEREN'T SO GRUMPY ALL THE TIME MAYBE WE WOULD TRADE WITH YOU! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Then we could send our first round picks elsewhere. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But NOOOOOOO! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | We all have to be so stingy with each other! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Stop crying. Lose like a man, Stefan. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | It's hopeless isn't it? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | David Johnson comes back from injury this year. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | He's so fucking good. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I can't believe Mark, that asswipe, traded him away. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I want everyone to pay close attention to their phones now that trades are open. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Matt, Brad, and Ryan, that means you too. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Neuhart's still a little bitch. |
