The department

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This video describes satirically how some politics work at the lower level

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00:00 - 00:03we have a problem with the department vehicles
00:04 - 00:05Through the whole county
00:05 - 00:07Every precinct has a problem
00:08 - 00:12we do not have enough cars to distribute to officers on every shift
00:12 - 00:15Officers are doubling up at 1,2,3,4,&5
00:17 - 00:19Don’t worry, the commissioners
00:19 - 00:21Will approve the raise of the millage rate
00:24 - 00:26LT...
00:27 - 00:28The commissioners ..
00:31 - 00:33The commissioners denied the millage raise ..
00:34 - 00:36We have no money coming in from anywhere
00:53 - 00:58Everyone leave the room except 02,03,and 04
01:13 - 01:15Ducimus was right!!!!!
01:15 - 01:17All those “scared people afraid to post their names” were right!!
01:18 - 01:23We had so many fluffy feel good emails sent to make us think we had money
01:25 - 01:28To spend on new cars and more officers
01:29 - 01:31But it was all gone
01:31 - 01:34now we are losing money like it’s the 2009 recession!
01:34 - 01:37So many changes for the better and videos from the chairman
01:37 - 01:40but it turns out that we are more broke and in shambles than dekalb county!!!
01:40 - 01:42LT the Braves are bringing in more revenue...
01:42 - 01:46The braves are screwing us more than the commissioners ever thought!!
01:46 - 01:48But Lt.. we have more part times than ever
01:48 - 01:52Part times...we need more money for the department not your RO80 fund!
01:53 - 01:54We owed the Braves 14 million!!!!
01:56 - 01:57it took 13 million for all the takehomes
01:57 - 02:00And now all of the money has disappeared into thin air
02:00 - 02:03no more overtime for anyone this year
02:04 - 02:08No more raises and officers are getting flexed out
02:08 - 02:13the morale is so low that we have officers calling themselves fruit bats
02:14 - 02:16A fucking vegan animal for god sakes
02:17 - 02:21On top of that we have for officer want to leave the department as if it was under Stalin!
02:27 - 02:29Recruits are failing out every day
02:30 - 02:34recruits, cars, and higher morale is what I need
02:34 - 02:36instead I get a unit that wastes everything
02:41 - 02:42Community Affiars ...
02:43 - 02:47Creating positions at the top and spending more than ever to pay them whatever they want!
02:48 - 02:53not to mention the assistant to the assistant county manager
02:54 - 02:56gets paid $100k a year to assist
02:56 - 02:59when we can’t even get a raise to replace the cars over 100k miles
03:00 - 03:02again it’s no wonder we have bats that eat fruit
03:04 - 03:07Don’t worry they won’t arrest you if you have a license
03:14 - 03:16I’m afraid the acronym G.T.A.C
03:19 - 03:23really means good things AREN’T coming
03:25 - 03:26Nothing is coming
03:31 - 03:33No more cars are ordered
03:40 - 03:46No more raises are going to affect for 2 more years at least
03:46 - 03:49at least the Braves are getting their money
03:53 - 03:56I guess I’ll apply at sandy springs