| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have the day all planned out |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We are going to ski as much as we can in the morning |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And then meet the girls for lunch here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | That way we will get the popular trails before they get skied off |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | After lunch we will make a few more runs and hit TBAR's here |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Yeah whatever |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | As long as I get the first chair on the White Caps Quad |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The quad |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The quad is on wind hold |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Sunnyside triple is also on wind hold |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Every one leave the room except those who are intermediate or experts skiers |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | A little wind hold and the day is shot |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I spend an hour tuning my skiis |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | So I could carve turns down Valley Run |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I am seriously pissed!! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We get up at five in the morning to drive to the mountain |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | To have a chance for first tracks on the summit |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And then this happens |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, there is plenty of good terrain off of Quadzilla |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Therze is nothing good off of Quadzilla for anyone older than 5 |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuher, the terrain pak |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Do I look like a hygienically challenged park rat to you |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It god dam ridciculous |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | What the point of having a high speed quad to the summit |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | if the dammed thing can't actually run when its windy |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | We are going to stuck on the lower mountain all day |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | This has got to be some kind of sick joke |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | It snowed 2 feet last night |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And what good is it if you can't get to it |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Jack shit |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Its windy. I get it |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Its just that I have been looking forward to this since July |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Since the summer |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I know |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Maybe I should see how much vertical I can rack up on the magic carpet |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | At least that runs in the wind and doesnt stop everytime a chipmunk farts |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I am not buying a lift ticket to ride Valley Run all day long |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | The only one who's challenged on the lower mountain is that girl with his boots on the wrong feet |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | wtf |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | he didn't mean it. your a good skier |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | All I wanted was a good day of skiing |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | To just make a few good turns and enjoy the view |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | But now |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The only view will be of the lodge |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I am just going to hang at TBAR'S |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and drink Jagr all day |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | And dream of someday getting up first on a powder day |
