Hitler Saban Reacts to UGA's 2018 Signing Class

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Hitler Saban Reacts to UGA's 2018 number 1 unanimous signing class

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00:00 - 00:03Sir, it looks like they have us surrounded.
00:04 - 00:05They have built a wall around their state
00:05 - 00:07and have encroached into our territory...
00:08 - 00:12 As you can see, our net has retracted compared to previous years
00:12 - 00:15They're recruiting at a historic rate.
00:17 - 00:19That's ok. We're Alabama.
00:19 - 00:21Just tell the recruits to come here if they want to win championships.
00:24 - 00:26Sir, most of these kids have already
00:27 - 00:28sent in their signed LOI's.
00:31 - 00:33He is correct, they have 18 already.
00:34 - 00:36And a majority of these kids are players that we want.
00:53 - 00:58All of the analyst get out now. All of the remaining coaches stay.
01:13 - 01:15We're fucked, we're fucked!
01:15 - 01:17God, I'm so frustrated. We're number 8!
01:18 - 01:23and they are number 1!
01:25 - 01:28Tell your wives to pack up your belongings.
01:29 - 01:31I want all of your resignations by the end of the day.
01:31 - 01:34"Kirby is Kang", "Kirby is Kang"
01:34 - 01:37That is all anyone wants to talk about "Kang Kirby"
01:37 - 01:40This is horse shit, I made that man who he is.
01:40 - 01:42Kirby was our best recruiter and you let him go.
01:42 - 01:46I did not "Let him go". He went home. It was his destiny.
01:46 - 01:48Well We told you to pay him more.
01:48 - 01:52That's easy for you to say, "pay him more", you imbecile.
01:53 - 01:54We tried to pay him more, he wouldn't take it.
01:56 - 01:57We accepted he was leaving.
01:57 - 02:00The plan was for McGarity to handcuff him and keep UGA in mediocrity.
02:00 - 02:03But no, Wing-Nut has given him total control of the program.
02:04 - 02:08Anything he wants, he gets.
02:08 - 02:13New locker room, no problem.
02:14 - 02:16More money for support staff, he got it.
02:17 - 02:21His support staff budget is larger than ours.
02:27 - 02:29This is unacceptable.
02:30 - 02:34I believe my time as the head coach for the University of Alabama is coming to an end.
02:34 - 02:36"This dynasty will last forever." they said.
02:41 - 02:42Justin Fields, Adam Anderson, Zamir White
02:43 - 02:47 Cade Mays, Jamaree Salyer, James Cook, Brenton Cox, and Nadab Joseph
02:48 - 02:53How in the hell did we let them take Joseph?
02:54 - 02:56He told us he was coming earlier today.
02:56 - 02:59I knew Cox was on the fence, but Joseph was a total surprise.
03:00 - 03:02The "Kang" stole him from underneath our feet.
03:04 - 03:07It's OK. Maybe we can move to Starkville.
03:14 - 03:16I knew this day was coming...
03:19 - 03:23but I did not want to believe it.
03:25 - 03:26We have lost our spot atop the SEC.
03:31 - 03:33There is little more that we can do.
03:40 - 03:46We have six weeks to try and piece our class together
03:46 - 03:49but most of the good players are already gone
03:53 - 03:56phhh... "Kang Kirby."