| 00:00 - 00:03 | Everyone is making preparations for your birthday party. |
| 00:03 - 00:07 | Your birthday on April 20th is registered at this Chuckie Cheese. |
| 00:07 - 00:12 | You get unlimited tokens and 60 seconds in the prize machine. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And the parade will travel this route. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | This will be so epic. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | After all these years, everyone gives me love on my birthday. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Führer. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The stoners. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The stoners don't know it's your birthday. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They think it's Bob Marley's and are celebrating that. |
| 00:53 - 01:00 | Get out if you are high, or paranoid, or think you're dying. |
| 01:12 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK YOU MEAN BOB MARLEY!? |
| 01:16 - 01:19 | IT'S MY BIRTHDAY, NOT BOB FUCKING MARLEY'S! |
| 01:19 - 01:25 | His weed brand is so commercial and shitty! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Now my birthday is a fucking disaster. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I was so excited for Chuckie Cheese! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I was going to get high and watch the animatronic band. |
| 01:34 - 01:40 | Now I'll feel like an asshole, because everyone knows I thought 420 honored me. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | It's not our fault you never figured out 420. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | EAT SHIT!! I won't be embarrased, cancel the party! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We can't, Carrot Top is non-refundable. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You just ruined the fucking surprise. |
| 01:52 - 01:53 | You COCKSUCKER!! |
| 01:56 - 02:04 | The Dude and Scotty Real were finally going to let me hang out in their trailer. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | But obviously they were just fucking with me. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | The were giggling and telling me 420 was all for me! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I really thought they liked me. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | One of them took an upper-decker in my toilet. And blamed my mother. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I can't believe they took it that far. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I mean she is a cunt, but... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | What the fuck? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | The Cannabis Cup. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | They said it was my birthday after-party! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Now I bought a new vape-pen for nothing. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I think Scotty sold me oregano. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | He said it was the new CRYPTO! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I think it had Eagle 20 on it! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I'm freaking out. What's Eagle 20? |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I was Time's Man of the Year. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Now I'm just another hipster douche bag. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I need to poop. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Can someone show me the bathroom? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Don't fuck with The Dude and Scotty Real. The DGC will fuck you up. |
| 03:46 - 03:50 | And then won't even give up bloom booster secrets. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I know they're holding out. |
