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Herr Domino we managed to get online in an internet cafe just outside of Berlin. As per your orders we shot everyone in there and anyone within a five mile radius. Good. Where did I finish? 1st? 2nd? 3rd? Ermm...

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00:00 - 00:03Herr Domino we managed to get online in an internet cafe
00:04 - 00:05just outside of Berlin.
00:08 - 00:12 As per your orders we shot everyone in there
00:12 - 00:15and anyone within a five mile radius.
00:19 - 00:21Good. Where did I finish? 1st? 2nd? 3rd?
00:24 - 00:26Ermm...
00:27 - 00:28Dom....
00:31 - 00:33You didn't make the top 10.
00:34 - 00:36Not even the top 100.
00:53 - 00:58If you didn't ****ing vote for me leave now.
01:13 - 01:15One of you is ****ing lying.
01:15 - 01:17Three votes got you on the list.
01:18 - 01:23I can't believe that tw@ out there, LJOC didn't even vote for me.
01:25 - 01:28or that bitch, LadyM
01:29 - 01:3412 ****ing years I was camped in Website Feedback complaining about videos
01:34 - 01:40I saw some of the people who were lower down the list. That fat **** and the one with the hideous eyebrows.
01:40 - 01:42Herr Domino. Don't be tight. He was in a car crash.
01:42 - 01:46Was he **** you dumb arse ****.
01:46 - 01:48Sir, his wife paid to have his brows tattooed on.
01:48 - 01:52His wife pays for ****ing everything in that house.
01:53 - 01:54Including the pedigree cat food.
01:56 - 01:59I'm going to have to pretend I didn't give a **** about the list now.
01:59 - 02:03And that will be about as believable as Ray@ being a new poster.
02:04 - 02:07Did the Soundlady make it on the list?
02:07 - 02:13If I hear her talk about her weight or show her legs one more time I'll flounce like that fat ****.
02:14 - 02:16I'd crush his balls if they weren't covered in lard.
02:17 - 02:21And as for Mossy, he's so far up Jazzy's arse he might as well just change his name to butt plug.
02:27 - 02:29I needed this.
02:30 - 02:34Ever since they made banned me on Tina.
02:34 - 02:36And then confided me to one thread.
02:41 - 02:47If I find out that **** Fowi won I'll cut his Croatian hair off and make some real eyebrows for Geezer
02:48 - 02:53And when I said Higgy would finish above me I obviously meant I'd at least be on the list.
02:54 - 02:56What's wrong with me
02:56 - 02:59Yeah I have no neck
03:00 - 03:02But at least I managed to pull that **** LadyM
03:04 - 03:07It's OK M'lady we all know he had to pay for it.
03:14 - 03:16Maybe I've been here too long.
03:19 - 03:23I should do a poncy flounce like fatso
03:25 - 03:26And that tool Higgy LOL
03:31 - 03:33I'm done here.
03:40 - 03:46I'm going to write to Matt and tell him to delete my account
03:46 - 03:49Or does it need to be Jannnno now.
03:53 - 03:56****ing ****s