Stephen Harper Reacts To Harperman Song

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When told about a church group's protest song, Stephen Harper loses it

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00:00 - 00:03My Prime Minister, I have some bad news.
00:04 - 00:05One of your muzzled scientists recorded a song: Harperman.
00:05 - 00:07It's a song about you. It makes fun of you.
00:08 - 00:12You might not want to hear it.
00:12 - 00:15It calls for your resignation and says you have to go, go, go.
00:17 - 00:19He thinks he is Taylor Swift or something.
00:19 - 00:21It will be forgotten faster than Milli Vanilli.
00:24 - 00:26My furious one...
00:27 - 00:28It's all over the internet.
00:31 - 00:33Particularly on Twitter. And Facebook.
00:34 - 00:36Stephen Lautens has it. It's going viral.
00:53 - 00:58Lautens has many followers. Find them all and arrest them.
01:13 - 01:15Lautens? That media hack?
01:15 - 01:17He isn't fit to polish Kory Teneycke's turds!
01:18 - 01:23And I bet that gin sucking Canadian Cynic has it too?
01:25 - 01:28And that nasty woman PatRiotchick!
01:29 - 01:31Women are the worst! The worst!
01:31 - 01:34Why did they get the vote?
01:34 - 01:37They should be in the kitchen making sandwiches!
01:37 - 01:40Or changing diapers! MacKay had the right idea!
01:40 - 01:42But sir, women are actually intelligent.
01:42 - 01:46I know that Jason, but what would you know about women?
01:46 - 01:48My furious one, I have a blow up doll. She's cute.
01:48 - 01:52Be quiet, you simpering little worm.
01:53 - 01:54You will never be the Prime Minister so just stop!
01:56 - 01:57So can one of you idiots more about this "song" ??
01:57 - 02:00This project that a muzzled scientist would risk his job for?
02:00 - 02:03What happened to people being afraid of me?
02:04 - 02:08I spent ten years cultivating an image of intimidation.
02:08 - 02:13And now some bird expert is going to undo it?
02:14 - 02:16I will not be taken down by a group of folk singers
02:17 - 02:21Unitarian Church or not, I'll take them out!
02:27 - 02:29All of them. Get the gag orders and pink slips.
02:30 - 02:34Say goodbye to your pension, Mister Science Boy.
02:34 - 02:36And now this abomination has gone viral?
02:41 - 02:42This song to destroy my legacy?
02:43 - 02:47I spent years pretending to like people!
02:48 - 02:53And I hugged Justin and Tom after the shooting..
02:54 - 02:56And I even wore sweater vests!
02:56 - 02:59What the hell was it all for?
03:00 - 03:02Pretending to be human... and for what?
03:04 - 03:07It's okay, we all know he's not human.
03:14 - 03:16It's not happening. Where is my closet?
03:19 - 03:23Get me my damned closet. Right away!
03:25 - 03:26And Ray. I need Ray.
03:31 - 03:33I might as well tell you now. We are in love.
03:40 - 03:46Try not to look so shocked, you idiot.
03:46 - 03:49You're not that good of an actor.
03:53 - 03:56Well he did live above your garage...