tinsel tossers
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We have a serious problem, some one has mentioned Macky on WSF So far, they have shown up at Ferrybridge, Abbotsbury, Hive, Cogden the Cove and West Bexington there have been feathers found mid chesil with no leaders attached so it starts again
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A non2 years ago
Absolutely histerical, how can any non tinsel chucker not be moved to tears !.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have a serious problem, some one has mentioned Macky on WSF |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | So far, they have shown up at |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Ferrybridge, Abbotsbury, |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Hive, Cogden the Cove and West Bexington |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | there have been feathers found mid chesil with no leaders attached |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | so it starts again |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | the first bit of sunshine and out they come |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | I.......... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | I've heard that.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Mike in the shop is selling feathers by the boxfull |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | but not selling any leaders |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Every one who has been tinsel tossing can f*ck off now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell are they thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | every year it's the same |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | the beach is always rammed |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What do they think is going to happen? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They're fucked! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | as soon as some c*nt opens their mouth |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | everyman and his f*ck*ng dog |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | down on chesil feather flinging |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | It is a public beach open to everyone..... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | f*ck the public beach, is it too much to ask I get a few hours quiet fishing |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | you could always try the solent |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | full of weed and fat old biddies sunbathing |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | b*ll*cks to the solent |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The same shit as usual |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | " let's take the kids and the dog down the beach" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | "I'll catch some Macky and we'll have a barbie" |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | All year long they're chasing something |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | in the winter it's f*ck*ng Cod bashers |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | come spring every w*nk*r wants to catch a Plaice |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | some of the tw*ts don't even know which end of the rod the reel goes on |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | they haven't got a f*ck*ng clue |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | they read it in sea angler and fly down to the beach |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | half of them wouldn't know a Zippy |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | if it was shoved up their arse |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I don't ask a lot, just a bit of space and time to fish in peace |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and just because I vent my feelings they call me a cranky old c*nt |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Well I got news for them |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | This cranky old c*nt |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Is about to get crankier |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't get upset, you know what he's like when he blanks |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | F*ck*ng Fearnley Whitingstall'sto blame for this |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Eat more Mackerel he says |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | it's sustainable |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | it may well be |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | but he f*ck*ng won't be when I get hold of the little c*nt |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | burning down his restaurant was just the start, I'll shove his cottage up his japs eye |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | F*ck it, let's go fishing |