| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have a serious problem, some one has mentioned Macky on WSF |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | So far, they have shown up at |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Ferrybridge, Abbotsbury, |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Hive, Cogden the Cove and West Bexington |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | there have been feathers found mid chesil with no leaders attached |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | so it starts again |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | the first bit of sunshine and out they come |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | I.......... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | I've heard that.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Mike in the shop is selling feathers by the boxfull |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | but not selling any leaders |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Every one who has been tinsel tossing can f*ck off now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell are they thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | every year it's the same |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | the beach is always rammed |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What do they think is going to happen? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They're fucked! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | as soon as some c*nt opens their mouth |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | everyman and his f*ck*ng dog |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | down on chesil feather flinging |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | It is a public beach open to everyone..... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | f*ck the public beach, is it too much to ask I get a few hours quiet fishing |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | you could always try the solent |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | full of weed and fat old biddies sunbathing |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | b*ll*cks to the solent |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The same shit as usual |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | " let's take the kids and the dog down the beach" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | "I'll catch some Macky and we'll have a barbie" |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | All year long they're chasing something |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | in the winter it's f*ck*ng Cod bashers |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | come spring every w*nk*r wants to catch a Plaice |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | some of the tw*ts don't even know which end of the rod the reel goes on |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | they haven't got a f*ck*ng clue |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | they read it in sea angler and fly down to the beach |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | half of them wouldn't know a Zippy |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | if it was shoved up their arse |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I don't ask a lot, just a bit of space and time to fish in peace |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and just because I vent my feelings they call me a cranky old c*nt |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Well I got news for them |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | This cranky old c*nt |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Is about to get crankier |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't get upset, you know what he's like when he blanks |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | F*ck*ng Fearnley Whitingstall'sto blame for this |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Eat more Mackerel he says |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | it's sustainable |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | it may well be |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | but he f*ck*ng won't be when I get hold of the little c*nt |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | burning down his restaurant was just the start, I'll shove his cottage up his japs eye |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | F*ck it, let's go fishing |
