Hitler Misses the Roto-Balls Draft
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Mein Fuhrer... You were invited to the Roto-Balls draft, but you missed it. You went to Miller's Ale House... ...but it was at Buffalo Wild Wings Grady did the same thing, but he figured it out. Neil sent out several emails explaining the location. Didn't you see them? I don't read emails.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mein Fuhrer... You were invited to the Roto-Balls draft, but you missed it. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | You went to Miller's Ale House... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | ...but it was at Buffalo Wild Wings |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Grady did the same thing, but he figured it out. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Neil sent out several emails explaining the location. Didn't you see them? |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I don't read emails. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I showed up where it was held last year. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:29 | It was at Buffalo Wild Wings last year, which you missed too.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The year before was Miller's Ale House. |
| 00:34 - 00:37 | Now the league is full. Ten teams, ten owners. No room for you. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | What do you mean the league is full? I was invited. I was promised a team... |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I was promised a team! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Its that fucking Ragsdale, its his fault. Ragsdale! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Or that little guy, what's his name? Dunn? That one? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | The midget fucks with me again! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I was going to draft Mike Trout this year! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And Bryce Harper! He's a stud! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And Kris Medlen! He would have been mine! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And Victor Martinez -- mine! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | No, mein Fuhrer. They were all keepers. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Keepers? What do you mean keepers? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Their owners kept them from last year. You can keep three. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I can't keep three... I wasn't in the league last year! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I think this was Wachter's doing. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | He wanted me out so he could keep trading with Bryan! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Every fucking trade he makes is with his son! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And then Smam? -- he brought in his pal Keulmann... |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | ,,, so they could collude! Look at all the trades they made! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And Krum.. He pretends he can't work the computer! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | ...and Jim Harris, jet-setting all over the world like some hot shot |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Who does think he is? Warren Buffett? |
| 02:25 - 02:29 | And Todd, leaving his pregnant wife to deal with the new furniture. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | ...and even he gets to go to the draft! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Everyone gets to go but me! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But the worst one... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | ... is that fucker Kenvin. He keeps me out so he can win the league! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Two years in a row and he's won the league! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Because he has no real competition. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Its his fault I missed the draft. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | He knows I am the only one who could beat him! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I slept with Kenvin once. Two minutes, he was done. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | So I tell you what.... next year... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I am going to form my own league. My own Rotisserie league. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I'll invite Roger... and Mike O'Hara |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Dan Boone... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | And even Weathersby. That'll show them! |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I'll invite Hixy! That will show those fuckers! |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Buffalo Wild Wings. Their food sucks! |