00:00 - 00:03 | We had our men call some nearby stores. |
00:04 - 00:05 | The Ike amiibo will be at Toys R Us |
00:05 - 00:07 | and Sonic will be at WalMart. |
00:08 - 00:12 | The general got a Rosalina amiibo at Target recently |
00:12 - 00:15 | and preordered King Dedede from Amazon Japan. |
00:17 - 00:21 | Those fighters suck. I just want the Shulk amiibo. |
00:24 - 00:26 | Mein fuhrer... |
00:27 - 00:28 | Please understand... |
00:31 - 00:33 | Shulk is only available to those who preordered. |
00:34 - 00:36 | GameStop sold out of him a while ago. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Leave if you have an amiibo for Marth, Villager, Pit, or Little Mac. |
01:13 - 01:15 | I knew it, those assholes got the rares! |
01:15 - 01:17 | And I'm stuck with Zelda and Pikachu! |
01:18 - 01:23 | Now GameStop isn't going to have enough Shulks outside of preorders! |
01:25 - 01:28 | I remember I preordered Wii Fit Trainer. |
01:29 - 01:31 | But it got cancelled! |
01:31 - 01:34 | Target had the balls to cancel my preorder! |
01:34 - 01:37 | Then scalpers buy all the Captain Falcons |
01:37 - 01:40 | and expect me to pay $75 for a cheap toy made in a Chinese sweat shop! |
01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, I offered to buy you Captain Falcon when I was at TRU... |
01:42 - 01:46 | I didn't know he unlocked a suit in Mario Kart 8! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, you don't even like the Mario Kart games! |
01:48 - 01:52 | Because of those fucking Blue Shells! |
01:53 - 01:54 | They always get me! |
01:56 - 01:57 | Now I can't get a Shulk amiibo |
01:57 - 02:00 | and use him in the upcoming Xenoblade Chronicles games. |
02:00 - 02:03 | These amiibo are getting annoying to collect! |
02:04 - 02:08 | I knew I shouldn't have let Japan join the Axis Power, |
02:08 - 02:13 | because now Nintendo is fucking with me and everyone else! |
02:14 - 02:16 | I want to find their amiibo factories |
02:17 - 02:21 | so I can bomb them ten times over and build better ones! |
02:27 - 02:29 | Shulk's my main in Smash Bros. |
02:30 - 02:34 | I just love his Backslash and the Monado Arts. |
02:34 - 02:36 | He puts Fox to shame. |
02:41 - 02:42 | But now... |
02:43 - 02:47 | I've gotten screwed over by GameStop and Nintendo with trying to get his figure. |
02:48 - 02:53 | It looks like I'll need to cut V2 missile funds to buy Shulk from a scalper. |
02:54 - 02:56 | I can go on without a Meta Knight amiibo, |
02:56 - 02:59 | but you can't stop me from getting my main. |
03:00 - 03:02 | He'll be the centerpiece of my entire collection! |
03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry. I think he'll like that Meta Knight amiibo. |
03:14 - 03:16 | It's a shame, really... |
03:19 - 03:23 | How Nintendo lets this just happen to their customers... |
03:25 - 03:26 | It sucks... |
03:31 - 03:33 | I just... Can't believe it... |
03:40 - 03:46 | I just hope that Nintendo can fix this by the time Wave 4 or 5 comes out. |
03:46 - 03:49 | Then perhaps the scalpers can fuck off. |
03:53 - 03:56 | Now to camp at GameStop. |