00:00 - 00:03 | Alice called in sick tonight so we are short a server. |
00:04 - 00:05 | It might be a little bit crazy tonight. |
00:05 - 00:07 | Bobby is going to move to section 3, |
00:08 - 00:12 | Roberta will cover half of section 9 |
00:12 - 00:15 | and I will float between the bar and section 8. |
00:17 - 00:19 | So, who is going to run food then |
00:19 - 00:21 | if you are "floating?" |
00:24 - 00:26 | Well, sir... |
00:27 - 00:28 | we thought... |
00:31 - 00:33 | Sir, you need to run food tonight. |
00:34 - 00:36 | We have no other option. |
00:53 - 00:58 | I need everyone else to leave right now. |
01:13 - 01:15 | Are you freaking kidding me? |
01:15 - 01:17 | I am not running nachos, chicken wings and sliders! |
01:18 - 01:23 | Get someone else to do that shit. |
01:25 - 01:28 | Make that new hostess with the ugly hair do it. |
01:29 - 01:31 | And tell her to buy a new dress. |
01:31 - 01:34 | Who even hired her in the first place? |
01:34 - 01:37 | She has no experience and she doesn't even understand the seating chart. |
01:37 - 01:40 | And why doesn't she smile more? |
01:40 - 01:42 | You hired her, sir but what about the food runner? |
01:42 - 01:46 | I am NOT running food. I am the manager! |
01:46 - 01:48 | But sir, we need you to help us out. |
01:48 - 01:52 | You're the head waiter. Figure that shit out! |
01:53 - 01:54 | I'm staying in the office all night. |
01:56 - 01:57 | I want to take a nap so I can |
01:57 - 02:00 | dream about the pretty hostess with blond hair. |
02:00 - 02:03 | She makes me want to touch myself. |
02:04 - 02:08 | Now SHE knows how to seat a table. |
02:08 - 02:13 | She smiles and puts on makeup and wears nice dresses. |
02:14 - 02:16 | Is that so hard to do?? |
02:17 - 02:21 | Or let her run the food. I don't care as long as it's not me! |
02:27 - 02:29 | Now can someone please get me a Sprite? |
02:30 - 02:34 | And put two cherries in it. I want a Shirley Temple. |
02:34 - 02:36 | And put lots of grenadine! |
02:41 - 02:42 | Are you listening? |
02:43 - 02:47 | I want a Shirley Temple and I want it now. |
02:48 - 02:53 | Is that clear to everyone here? |
02:54 - 02:56 | Oh, and a little reminder: I will not run food. |
02:56 - 02:59 | I am the freaking manager so go tell |
03:00 - 03:02 | that ugly hostess she is running food tonight. |
03:04 - 03:07 | You have a great personality. |
03:14 - 03:16 | You think it's easy being manager? |
03:19 - 03:23 | It's not. And I don't even like this job. |
03:25 - 03:26 | It sucks. |
03:31 - 03:33 | Bitchy Waiter understands. |
03:40 - 03:46 | Go to his blog if you want to understand my feelings. |
03:46 - 03:49 | He wrote a book and everything. |
03:53 - 03:56 | And I'm not running the food. |