When Your Restaurant Manager is a Total Dictator

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The manager is NOT happy that he might have to run food when someones calls in sick.

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00:00 - 00:03Alice called in sick tonight so we are short a server.
00:04 - 00:05It might be a little bit crazy tonight.
00:05 - 00:07Bobby is going to move to section 3,
00:08 - 00:12Roberta will cover half of section 9
00:12 - 00:15and I will float between the bar and section 8.
00:17 - 00:19So, who is going to run food then
00:19 - 00:21if you are "floating?"
00:24 - 00:26Well, sir...
00:27 - 00:28we thought...
00:31 - 00:33Sir, you need to run food tonight.
00:34 - 00:36We have no other option.
00:53 - 00:58I need everyone else to leave right now.
01:13 - 01:15Are you freaking kidding me?
01:15 - 01:17I am not running nachos, chicken wings and sliders!
01:18 - 01:23Get someone else to do that shit.
01:25 - 01:28Make that new hostess with the ugly hair do it.
01:29 - 01:31And tell her to buy a new dress.
01:31 - 01:34Who even hired her in the first place?
01:34 - 01:37She has no experience and she doesn't even understand the seating chart.
01:37 - 01:40And why doesn't she smile more?
01:40 - 01:42You hired her, sir but what about the food runner?
01:42 - 01:46I am NOT running food. I am the manager!
01:46 - 01:48But sir, we need you to help us out.
01:48 - 01:52You're the head waiter. Figure that shit out!
01:53 - 01:54I'm staying in the office all night.
01:56 - 01:57I want to take a nap so I can
01:57 - 02:00dream about the pretty hostess with blond hair.
02:00 - 02:03She makes me want to touch myself.
02:04 - 02:08Now SHE knows how to seat a table.
02:08 - 02:13She smiles and puts on makeup and wears nice dresses.
02:14 - 02:16Is that so hard to do??
02:17 - 02:21Or let her run the food. I don't care as long as it's not me!
02:27 - 02:29Now can someone please get me a Sprite?
02:30 - 02:34And put two cherries in it. I want a Shirley Temple.
02:34 - 02:36And put lots of grenadine!
02:41 - 02:42Are you listening?
02:43 - 02:47I want a Shirley Temple and I want it now.
02:48 - 02:53Is that clear to everyone here?
02:54 - 02:56Oh, and a little reminder: I will not run food.
02:56 - 02:59I am the freaking manager so go tell
03:00 - 03:02that ugly hostess she is running food tonight.
03:04 - 03:07You have a great personality.
03:14 - 03:16You think it's easy being manager?
03:19 - 03:23It's not. And I don't even like this job.
03:25 - 03:26It sucks.
03:31 - 03:33Bitchy Waiter understands.
03:40 - 03:46Go to his blog if you want to understand my feelings.
03:46 - 03:49He wrote a book and everything.
03:53 - 03:56And I'm not running the food.