| 00:00 - 00:02 | As you can see, Coach Harbaugh... |
| 00:03 - 00:05 | Our 2017 class is coming along quite nicely. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Donovan Peoples-Jones from Detroit just committed... |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | and Dylan McCaffrey is a sure-fire future first rounder |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | O'Maury Samuels is underrated and should make a fine running back. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Good. We should move up in the class rankings now that... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Isaiah Wilson has committed to us. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Uh Coach... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Wilson... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Wilson committed to UGA. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He said that "Savages wanna play with Savages". |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who was not invited to the sleep over tonight should leave immediately... |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WE WERE HIS LEADER FOR A YEAR!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I BOUGHT HIM HIS OWN PAIR OF DAD PANTS!!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | UGA DIDN'T EVEN WIN EIGHT GAMES THIS YEAR!!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I MIGHT AS WELL GO COACH THE L.A. RAMS!!! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | YA BUNCH OF LOSERS!!! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO HAVE THE #1 CLASS NOW?!?! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | YOU ALL SHOULD HAVE RECRUITED BETTER!!! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | WHAT DOES UGA HAVE THAT WE DON'T??? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Coach...Athens is a beautiful town and... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | IT'S LIKE A WINTER WONDERLAND UP HERE!!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Coach...They have Chik-Fil-A... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | MY MOM'S FRIED CHICKEN IS BETTER!!! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | SHE USES PAPRIKA!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | COOKS IT IN PEANUT OIL!!! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | NOT CANOLA!!! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | WHO THE HELL EVEN LIKES WAFFLE FRIES ANYWAY?!?!?! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | POLYNESIAN SAUCE IS GROSS AND... |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | MCDONALD'S NUGGETS ARE BETTER!!! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | HOW COULD YOU IDIOTS LET KIRBY OUT-RECRUIT US?!?! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I HELD SATELLITE CAMPS IN GEORGIA FOR GOD'S SAKE!!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I wore the stupid Braves shirt... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | The Braves are an embarrassment... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I'm a Tigers fan damnit! |
| 02:41 - 02:43 | There is no reason why... |
| 02:44 - 02:47 | WE SHOULD BE OUT-RECRUITED BY... |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | A BUNCH OF BACKWARDS HILLBILLIES!!! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I BET UGA'S GIRLS... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | ARE WILDA-BEASTS COMPARED... |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | TO THOSE OF THE GREAT UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN!!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry. We can apply to UGA when we get home. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Our class is ruined... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Speight is going to be taking sacks left and right. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | At least our class is... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | better than Ohio State's class. |
| 03:40 - 03:45 | I'm gonna go change into my favorite PJ's and... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | drink a warm glass of milk. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I hate Kirby. |
