PP in a crisis Oct 2026
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Pierre Poilievre loses another MP and the end feels like it's right around the corner
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have a bit of crisis |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We lost the last three by elections |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Chicoutimi, North Van, & Beaches |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We knew we would lose the others |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But Chicoutimi was a surprise |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It's fine, we will win in Brantford |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We just need to keep everyone else from leaving |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Scott Aitchison... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Scott Aitchison just announced he's resigning |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | by the end of the year |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All those who spoke to CBC anonymously please leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck is wrong with these MPs! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | All they have to do is wait three years |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Canada will get sick of Carney and I will sweep in again! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | They're so ungrateful for everything I gave them |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I gave them Axe the Tax |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I gave them biological clock |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I gave them the lost Liberal decade |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I even said we will never be the 51st state! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir some people thought you were late on the 51st state |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | But I was early to never becoming 28th member of the EU! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir we aren't in Europe |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I don't care what it says on the map! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I said it first! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I've sacrificed everything to get them here |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I became an Alberta MP |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I even went on god damn Joe Rogan! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Now the BC conservatives are imploding |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and Albertans that voted for me are trying to break the country |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | before I've even had a chance to be PM |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I said the Canada is broken not go break Canada |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I spent all this time fighting Liberals |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I started arguing against things I love! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Against pipelines, privatization, and trampling indigneous rights |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Everyone is leaving |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Even my daddy Harper is helping Carney |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | He said I was his best boy, never to be replaced |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | They don't understand I deserve this |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | it's my turn to be Prime Minister |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I waited years for this |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry, we're retiring next week |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I don't know what to do |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I haven't thought of a new slogan in days |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Let me stay |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | By elections are coming |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I hope Jamil Javani is ready to take over this circus |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I can't wait to move out of Battle River |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fuck Trudeau |