inspection post-mortem
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9/10/2026In a language school, the Principal deals with the aftermath of an accreditation inspection.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | This is the situation as we see it |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We had 11 stars |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | but they took 3 away last inspection |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | and this time we reckon we'll get them back |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | it's the only logical outcome of your wonderous genius |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Those stars |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | we must have them |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Principal... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | we... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We don't think it actually went that well |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | in fact, it was a right fuck-up |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Teachers - get out. Stay put ADOS, Ops Manager, the local girl |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I want those fucking stars! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I must have all 12 stars, for fuck's sakes, or someone will pay |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Right - no more Mrs Nice Guy! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Cancel the snacks |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Yeah, and cancel the fucking pizza, too |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Did you read the teachers' fucking lesson plans? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Not a fucking ICQ or CCQ in sight the swine |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Principal, I assure you the LOs... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Were they written the right way on the board? Wankers! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Principal, we tried to make them... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | And you! What about error correction, you slack-jawed gormless git? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And as for you? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | What did you contribute, Einstein? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | How do you not know what a timetable is? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And WTF is a fucking "Wokely Worm Palm"? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I want the teachers publicly flogged |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | those weasely stuck-up bastards, always conspiring against me |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Why is it always down to me, god? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I have to do everything, you people are all just clueless, dribbling MUPPETS |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And oh Christ, the owner |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | He'll shout, and be really, REALLY mean to me |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | it's all your fault |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Right |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Why can't you all just love me, I'm so utterly cute and adorable? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | You all hate me, and yet I do so much for you |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But someone must pay! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | You're just nonentities - it's the teachers I hate |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | With their snarky attitudes and lack of respect |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, she'll swing back in a minute |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | But I love them really |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It's unthinkable they're to blame, they adore me |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Pay rises |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We'll double their pay |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Book another fun staff party and some extra CPD sessions |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | They love CPD, and so they'll love me for it |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Get the fat trainer back. |