Hitler Reacts to the Husbands Ignoring the H.I. Playlist Rules

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The Music Poubah has laid down the law for the H.I. weekend playlist submissions. Post-2000 artists only. No Hall of Famers. 3 female artists minimum. Due August 30th. The husbands have other plans.

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00:00 - 00:05Five husbands have received the H.I. playlist submission rules.
00:05 - 00:11The Rules are clear: 12 artists, post-2000, no Hall of Famers, 3 female artists minimum
00:11 - 00:17An XLSX file was attached. A MusicBrainz link was provided. There was to be a quiz.
00:17 - 00:22sorry, with the husbands — will have submitted on time, everything will be fine
00:23 - 00:28"Mein Führer... the husbands..."
00:30 - 00:39"None of them submitted by August 30th. One replied 'sounds good' and went silent."
00:51 - 00:59Everyone who followed the rules may leave.
01:00 - 01:13.
01:13 - 01:19THAT WAS A DEADLINE!! AUGUST 30TH WAS A DEADLINE!!
01:19 - 01:24I PUT IT IN BOLD!! I UNDERLINED IT!! I USED AN EMOJI!!
01:24 - 01:27I GAVE YOU FIVE RULES. FIVE!!
01:27 - 01:29I ATTACHED AN XLSX FILE. DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG THAT TOOK ME?!
01:29 - 01:31I PUT A LINK TO MUSICBRAINZ IN THE EMAIL!! |
01:31 - 01:33ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS CLICK IT!!
01:33 - 01:35POST-2000 MEANS THE YEAR TWO THOUSAND. NOT "CLOSE TO 2000." NOT "THEY FELT MODERN."
01:35 - 01:37THE ROLLING STONES ARE NOT POST-2000!! THEY ARE OLDER THAN MY BUNKER!!
01:37 - 01:40AND THE FEMALE ARTISTS RULE — THREE!! I ASKED FOR THREE!! OUT OF TWELVE!!
01:40 - 01:42ONE OF YOU SUBMITTED TWELVE MALE ARTISTS AND A PLAYLIST CALLED "BOYS WEEKEND." |
01:42 - 01:44THAT IS NOT THE SPIRIT OF THE RULES!! THAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF THE SPIRIT!!
01:44 - 01:46I SAID DIG DEEP!! EXPLORE GENRES!! FIND HIDDEN GEMS!!
01:46 - 01:48Someone sbmitted Cold Play as a "HIDDEN GEM"!! |
01:48 - 01:50COLDPLAY HAS SOLD 100 MILLION ALBUMS!! THAT IS NOT A GEM, THAT IS A BOULDER!!
01:50 - 01:51AND THE DUPLICATE RULE — THE FIRST HUSBAND IN KEEPS THE ARTIST!!
01:51 - 01:53THREE OF YOU SUBMITTED ADELE!! SHE WAS ALREADY GONE AFTER THE FIRST ONE!! NOW TWO OF
01:53 - 01:56YOU HAVE TO REBUILD AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T RESPONDED TO MY EMAILS!!
01:56 - 01:57I am the Music Poubah. I volunteered for this.
01:57 - 02:00I thought: how hard can it be? It's just a playlist.
02:00 - 02:03I have now sent four follow-up emails. I have been read-receipted and ignored.
02:04 - 02:08One husband replied "sounds good" to the original email and has submitted nothing.
02:08 - 02:13it is September 23rd. We leave in 48 hours.
02:14 - 02:16I will be building this playlist in the car on the way to the cottage.
02:17 - 02:21This is not what I envisioned when I said I was running the show.
02:27 - 02:29Next year someone else can be the Music Poubah. I don't care anymore.
02:30 - 02:34...I do care. That's the worst part. I care so much.
02:34 - 02:36he playlist is going to be incredible and none of them deserve it.
02:41 - 02:42I SAID DIG DEEP!! FIND HIDDEN GEMS!! EXPLORE GENRES OUTSIDE YOUR COMFORT ZONE!!
02:43 - 02:47COLDPLAY IS NOT A HIDDEN GEM!! COLDPLAY IS THE MOST FAMOUS BAND IN THE WORLD!!
02:48 - 02:53THEY PLAY STADIUMS!! THEY WERE AT THE SUPER BOWL HALFTIME SHOW!!
02:54 - 02:56AND THE SUBMISSION THAT ARRIVED SEPTEMBER 24TH!! THE NIGHT BEFORE WE LEAVE!!
02:56 - 02:59I AM SUPPOSED TO BUILD THE MASTER PLAYLIST!! I NEED TIME FOR THE DUPLICATES!!
03:00 - 03:02IT SAYS SO IN THE RULES!! THE RULES THAT WERE READ AND ACKNOWLEDGED!!
03:04 - 03:07See why we aren't invited
03:14 - 03:18I should have assigned the playlists myself from the beginning. Like Stalin.
03:19 - 03:23But if you think I am not showing up to the cottage, you are very much mistaken.
03:24 - 03:26All the effort.
03:30 - 03:40The playlist is ...........LOST
03:40 - 03:40.
03:40 - 03:52The playlist will be spectacular. None of you deserve it.
03:52 - 03:56...I do care. That is the worst part. Do what you want.