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Had a winning attack against a 2500 player, only to lose all advantage after thinking for half an hour. Uff.

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00:00 - 00:03The round is critical, 4 players fighting for 1st place
00:04 - 00:05Glöckler has nearly 2500
00:05 - 00:07but he is still just a kid
00:08 - 00:12Thái has the white pieces and plays the Nimzo
00:12 - 00:15He outprepares Glöckler in the sharp 5.e4 line
00:17 - 00:19His attack looks quite promising,
00:19 - 00:21has to be mate somewhere on the dark squares
00:24 - 00:26Mein Führer
00:27 - 00:28Thái messed up the attack
00:31 - 00:33His couldn't find the winning line
00:34 - 00:36And he lost in an equal endgame
00:53 - 00:58Those of you who are under 2300, play losing openings, and rage quit tournaments, leave the room now
01:13 - 01:15You must be f**king kidding me!
01:15 - 01:17Who the f**k gives check because he has a check???
01:18 - 01:23F**king patzer!!! Hasn't he heard of Fischer's quote
01:25 - 01:28Patzer sees a check, give a check???
01:29 - 01:31What good is preparation
01:31 - 01:34if you play the middlegame like a 1700?
01:34 - 01:37How can he play an attack against a 2500
01:37 - 01:40when his favorite attacking player is Capablanca?!
01:40 - 01:42He would not have many chances if he played slowly
01:42 - 01:46He should know better than to change his style against a 2500
01:46 - 01:48But attacking works best against stronger players
01:48 - 01:52Attacking? Like the game against Beerdsen???
01:53 - 01:54His attack is f**king terrible!
01:56 - 01:57He thinks he can play attacking chess
01:57 - 02:00Yet the last time he saw an attacking game
02:00 - 02:03The Greek Gift wasn't even invented yet
02:04 - 02:08How can you learn 5000 lines on Chessable
02:08 - 02:13and still be so f**cking clueless in the middlegame?!
02:14 - 02:16How can he discuss prophylaxis with his students
02:17 - 02:21and still not find 30.c4! or 30.Rg2! instead of 30.Be5+??
02:27 - 02:29How can he spend 30 minutes to play 30.Be5+??
02:30 - 02:34and then have no time left to defend the horrible endgame?
02:34 - 02:36His time management is even worse than Nepo's
02:41 - 02:42F**king patzer
02:43 - 02:47How can he get IM norms if he keeps playing like this?!
02:48 - 02:53And to think he still gets closer to 2400 after blundering in half the games
02:54 - 02:56Such a golden chance to take down a 2500
02:56 - 02:59only to play moves like 30.Be5+?? and 49.Be5??
03:00 - 03:02In fact, why the f**k is he so obssessed with the e5 square?!
03:04 - 03:07It's okay, he still gets money for his Chessable course
03:14 - 03:16Now everyone knows he plays the Nimzo
03:19 - 03:23It's impossible to play it again in these circumstances
03:25 - 03:26It's all for nothing
03:31 - 03:33The game was lost
03:40 - 03:46but he can now learn more lines on Chessable and confuse his future opponents further!
03:46 - 03:49He will come back stronger...
03:53 - 03:56...and take more free stuff!