Trump Finds Out He Lost the Iran War
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It's May 2026 and the Iran war has been a distraction, but Trump has other worries.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have left Tehran in chaos |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The enemy is defeated |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | However, there is an issue |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The Straight of Hormuz is blockaded |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and we have no strategy to win. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We counter-blockaded |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and have already won the war. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Trump |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Military |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Military force cannot win alone. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We need a political victory. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Leave the room if you knew this would fail. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You're making me a loser?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Who could have known this would fail? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Nobody in the history of the world could have known. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Decades of wargaming this... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | and you couldn't win this? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I should have put ICE agents in charge |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | along with J6 protestors. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | With their $1.8 billion they could do it. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Trump, $1.8b is only 1 day or war. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Then we will pump & dump the market |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Democrats are catching on to this. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You think I care about their TACO Tuesday claims? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Don't you get it? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Nobody has been talking about |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Epstein for months now |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Therefore we have been winning! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | War and economic chaos is what we needed. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | The accusations were ruining me. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Look at how this war affects me. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | High gas prices will happily be paid by MAGA |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | and they will support me |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | to my dying breath |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I am above the Pope to them. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Praise me! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I cannot have the Epstein scandal come back again |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | into the media's attention! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | If it does I will attack Cuba. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Maybe even drop a nuke on Iran. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | But they will talk about ME! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry, we are the baddies. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | After this I'll rule Venezuela. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | And probably Cuba too. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I alone |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | can solve |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | how to grift the entire world to my profit & whims. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Unlike you small thinkers. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Billions will be mine. |