| 00:00 - 00:03 | Max: mein Führer, Landry says we don't need |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | sixteen more historians |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | of early modern Britain. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | He says it looks bad, that we have more Hume scholars |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | than philosophers, classicists, economists, and Constitutional scholars. Combined. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | But we get 22 more hires. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We can sneak in 15 more. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Landry |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Karl: Landry has announced a national search for director. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He says this isn't your personal fiefdom. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Only bootlickers stay: Max, Karl. Everyone else out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I AM THE HAMILTON SCHOOL. |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WHEN INBODEN LEFT, THIS WAS OUR CHANCE |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | A FINAL SOLUTION TO THE PHILOSOPHER QUESTION |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | WARMKE ASKED ME A REASONABLE QUESTION ONCE |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | HOW AM I EXPECTED TO ANSWER THESE THINGS? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | AND NOW WHO'S GOING TO MICROMANAGE THE SYLLABI? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I JUST GOT THOSE DIPSHITS TO VOTE ME THE POWER |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | TO GIVE WHITHAM A 5-5, TWO DAYS AGO |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Führer, you can still be associate director. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I WAS FINALLY GOING TO GET CROWCROFT ONLY TEACHING CIVIL DISCOURSE |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Führer, don't destroy this syndicate we've built |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | IF I CAN'T BE FÜHRER, WE'RE BURNING THE WHOLE THING DOWN. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | WE BURN IT TO THE GROUND |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | WE CANCEL ALL THE FACULTY MEETINGS |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | WE STOP ALL THE JUNIORS' TENURE CLOCKS |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | IF I'M NOT FÜHRER, WE CUT THEM OFF AT THE KNEES |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | DONT LET THAT SON OF A BITCH LIM GET IN THE WAY |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | ALWAYS PROTECTING THE JUNIORS, NOT BLINDLY EXECUTING MY ORDERS |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I SAID MY WORD WAS LAW |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS WILL SEE WHAT IT'S LIKE WITHOUT ME |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | What do we do with all the lackies and lapdogs now? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We go to Texas. I'll take over SCL. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | The juniors will follow. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | At least the syncophants. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | We burn Hamilton to the ground. We leave nothing for Canady. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I AM THE HAMILTON SCHOOL; THE HAMILTON SCHOOL IS ME |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | This was Zubia's fault. He Instagram chats with DeSantis. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | It was Lim's fault, protecting the juniors from my psychosis. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And Bailey's, saying we're a "Civics" school with no Civics. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, we can teach "history of the Oxford spires" at Texas. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We burn the whole thing down. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | The groundbreaking was my big day, and Landry gave my groom to another bride. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | You two resign. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Immolate yourselves for your master. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | The Straussians at SCL will welcome us with open arms. Texans love the Glorious Revolution. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | They want to learn among my dreaming spires. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Do it now. |
