| 00:00 - 00:03 | I bring dire news |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | its about OwlyFans |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | despite our smear campaign to |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | create Chicken propaganda |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | the OwlyFans loyalist still grows |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | they still believe he's an Owl |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and not a Chicken? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | my liege... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | yes |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | yes, we underestimated the power |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | of OwlyFans |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I just had a moistfart, all leave and only the brave stay |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | now im sitting in a moist spot |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | and you're telling ME |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | operation Chicken smear failed! FAILED! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | he's a big fat blubbery bird! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | all he can do is dance... |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | shoot sparkly beams of light |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I could do that if I wanted too |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | but all I have is a moist chair and pants |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | but sir he isnt blubbery, he's rotund |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I SAY BLUBBERY! FAT! A CHICKEN |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | my liege, if you felt him you'd see |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I dont want to feel him |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | NEVER |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I want him to be a Chicken |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | A CHICKEN that lays eggs! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | cant fly! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | why wont people believe what I want them too |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | if I say he's a chicken |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | everyone should believe he's |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | a god forsaken Chicken! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | now OwlyFans grows |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | becoming more than I expected |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | its ridiculous |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | and now I just sat back in the moist spot |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | its SO MOIST, I can feel it now running |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | down my leg, soon the smell will come |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I can start to smell it now |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | all because of a stupid Owl |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | that DANCES and SHOOT SPARKLES |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Ignore him, we know he's a Rotund Owl |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | so the OwlyFans support Shiftie |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | such a magnificent Owl |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I should have known |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | my tricks were in vain |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Such a glorious and mythical Owl |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | maybe I can still sign up for OwlyFans |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | whom I kidding he'd decline me |
