| 00:00 - 00:03 | My Furher, I have called this meeting |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We have lots of gigs |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | up and down the country |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They are all very good payers, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and we're now at capacity for the May bank holiday |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | As I had hoped, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Stray Horns are dominating the market |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Furher |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | There's a problem |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The sousaphone player has fallen |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | off his bike, and broken his arm |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who isn't an original Stray Horns member, leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE ACTUAL F**K IS HIS PROBLEM |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I F**KING SAID THIS WOULD HAPPEN |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | THE DAFT B*****D HAS BEEN DAYDREAMING |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | HE'S NOT LOOKED WHERE HE'S GOING |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | AND PEDALLED INTO A F**KING TREE |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | FIRST HE BOOKS A HOLIDAY |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | DURING OUR BUSIEST PERIOD |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | NOW HE CAN'T EVEN GO HIMSELF |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My, Furher, it was an accident |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I COULDN'T GIVE A F**K |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My furher, it could happen to anyone |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | NOT IF THEY WON'T RIDE DOWN A F**KING MOUNTAIN |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | A GROWN MAN ON A PUSH BIKE |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | WHAT THE ACTUAL F**K |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | ON A F**KING MIDWEEK AFTERNOON |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | WHEN HE SHOULD BE SETTING UP A PHYSIO CLINIC |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | NOW HE F**KING NEEDS ONE HIMSELF |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | THE ONLY OPTION IS TO FIND ANOTHER.... SOUSAPHONE PLAYER |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | THE GIGS WE HAVE ARE EVERYWHERE |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | This poor dude's going to have to do so much driving |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | and keep us from forgetting the, chords, key changes.. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and song forms... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Unbelievable |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | IF HE'S NOT FORGETTING HIS MOUTHPIECE |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | He's booking physio patients the same morning as a ceremony in Clitheroe |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Or even worse, |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Booking a first aid course on the day of a gig! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | my blood pressure is through the roof! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | There there, atleast Jamie's ok |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I don't even know what to say anymore |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It is almost a lost cause |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | He's a liability |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We're going to have to dep out the gigs to members of Heavy Beat Bass Band |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Sousa players are like hens teeth |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Looks like I'll have to learn it myself |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Hand me the wedding dress... |
