| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Bengals have gotten off to a 2-0 start. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Beating the Browns and the Jaguars. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | They barely won both game though. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The next opponent is the Vikings. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | They play on the road in Minnesota. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I have faith in Joe Burrow to take us all the way this year... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | ... to the Super Bowl. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Joe Burrow... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Joe Burrow got his toe injured and is out for 12 weeks. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He may be out the entire season. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Those who think the Browns are a better team can leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You gotta be kidding me! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I've waited a whole off-season for this! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Just to have the best quarterback in the league get injured in the 2nd game! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Over a stupid toe. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I bet all my life's savings on them with Draft Kings! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Mike Brown is so cheap! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Burrow has never had a line! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | They couldn't block the elderly on walkers! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer, for the first time, Mike Brown spent millions over the off-season! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Did those players protect the best quarterback in the league?? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, they still have Jake Browing! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Jake Browning is a turnover machine. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | He's not as good!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Without Joe Burrow... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | ... the team is nothing more than... |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | ... a hot pile of stinking garbage! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | They'll be lucky to win 5 games this season! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And all because their skinflint owner, Mike Brown, is too cheap... |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | ... to spend money on an offensive line! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Burrow is very lucky it was his toe and not his head! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | All of that money I bet... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | ... all of that money flushed down the drain. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I'll never get it back! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I should have bet... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | ... on the MMA, the WWE or the local church bingo!! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | All because of a stinking toe... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | ... the Bengals season is over! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Now I have to listen to the Browns fans... |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | ...gloat all season! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | We had better keep quiet about supporting the Browns. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Now I'll have to wait... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | ...until next Spring for the Reds. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | They suck too. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I need a drink... or two. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Would you happen to have a little money I can borrow? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I spent my last penny on Draft Kings! |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | All because of a stupid toe. |
