| 00:00 - 00:03 | Tommy Robinson's supporters are arriving |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They're peaceful |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Smelly lefties are here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Katie Hopkins is here too |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | So too is Liam Tuffs |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Bloody far right |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Any Ukrainian rent boys? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Keir, your reign has ended |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Job's up Keir. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | You're fucking fucked. Royally |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The people hate you |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I blame Morgan McSweeney and Mandleson |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | It's their fault |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I've never spoken this angrily, ever |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I have a weedy, reedy voice that lacks passion and empathy |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | and conviction. I need a voice coach. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Even in lockdown |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | At Lord Ali's apartment. Bum fun |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | What I've seen of Saturday is far right |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | We're tanking, tanking |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | There's hope yet, sir |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Far right! Far right cunts! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Boss, it was families and kids |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Yes I've got a reedy voice. Bang to rights. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | They've rumbled us. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Their media is bigger. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | We've lost all control. We're done |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Labour is finished. Too many lies |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | David Lammy says that men can grow a cervix |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And Ed Milliband thinks net Zero is actually a 'thing'. FFS. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | National Socialism isn't working |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | All Everyone is shouting 'Keir Starmer's a wanker'. Fuck's sake |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I can't go anywhere in public. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | My party is hated by everyone, everywhere. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Even Nick Ferrari hates us |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | We're done for |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | And that's even before Nick Brown's gruesome story hits the press |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Those far right football hooligans, waving their shitty flags |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Citizen journalism bullshiters |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Our control of MSM is worthless |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Only 9000 people watched Sky News |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry he'll release the sausages |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Angela Rayner will be pleased |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Her ginger growler will be frothing with ecstasy |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Christ, imagine.. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Like a dropped kebab |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Wish I hadn't thought that, I feel quite nauseous now |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Our grooming gang secrets |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | will be outed for all to se |
