| 00:00 - 00:03 | It seems that the students in 272H are struggling |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The labs are useless |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And the recitations suck |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The class average is quite low. A lot was riding on this midterm |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | It also seems that the syllabus is outdated |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And how did this midterm go? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | This should all be in control |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein führer… |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The midterm… |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The midterm average was 52% |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It required a PhD in condensed matter physics |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | We studied the textbook, the slides, and the homework. Everyone out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | For fucks sake! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Every fucking time! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | This physics department is trying to make us go fucking insane! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We all knew that E&M would be difficult - |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | But what right does that give them? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | To give us an exam like this one?! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | What the fuck even is a 2D material? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | If this isn’t the last time we get screwed by these jackasses! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein führer, the class will certainly be curved - |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Who CARES if it’s curved - we’re all fucked regardless |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein führer, we don’t even know the grading scheme |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | These conniving bastards. This wasn’t even in the textbook! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It wasn’t even in the HOMEWORK! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | What sort of “education” is this? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | An R1 AAU university and we cannot give a proper exam |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Boiler up my fucking blood pressure! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I swear to God this shit makes me want to transfer! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Even Ball State has better professors than this! Even Ivy Tech! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And to think - how fucked the final will have to be |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Barely even out of his post-doc and we have to let him “teach us” E&M! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | If I haven’t dropped out by the final. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | You should have seen me in AP physics. I was the GOAT |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I had it DOWN! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | For fucks sake |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Even Durbin would be better than this! Anything would have been! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Fuck we could have had Dr. Carlson! If you could even imagine that! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Every day it’s something new |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | That son of a bitch who published “matter and interactions” - |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Even those morons at IU have better professors! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It’s OK - he said it would be curved |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | You know I wanted to be a physicist? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | This is - unimaginably stupid. Why do they do this to us. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It is lost. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | A dream, but only for so long |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | You should have seen me during BGR. I thought I would rule the world back then. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And now I’m at the mercy of these idiots. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I’m done. |
