Samuele finds out that.....
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Samuele finds out something really bad about la tegola restourant.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Samuele, the waiters noticed the mistake and reported the issue to the Chef |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | He reread what you order here on the menu |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And he realized that what they served you was definitely not Parma ham |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | So they realized they had used ham expired in '69 |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Therefore, the chef felt mortified and apologizes |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | At least I appreciate that they noticed it. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I assume the pizza will be free |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Your pizza... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Your pizza will still have to be paid for |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | You received a €1.50 discount for the inconvenience |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Out of this courtyard immediately except Mr. Hofer, Mr. Baran, and the waiters from the Tegola |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | MA PORCO DIO! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | PORCO DI QUEL MAILE, CANE DI DIO! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | ARE THESE ASSHOLE, BALL-LICKING BASTARDS TRYING TO SCREW ME OVER? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | IT WAS PROBABLY THAT BITCH WHO WORKS IN THE KITCHEN |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | WHO DOES BLOWJOBS TO THE ITALIAN CHEF ALL THE TIME |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | €1.50 DISCOUNT CAZZO IS THIS A JOKE? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | AS IF THE PROBLEM WAS ONLY THE HAM |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | THE PIZZA WAS MADE WITH PLASTIC FROM IKEA |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer at least they served us a bruschetta |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | IT TASTED LIKE MERDA MARTIN WAS RIGHT NOT TO EAT IT |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein fuhrer respect for your italian brothers |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | BROTHERS MY ASS! THEY ARE FROM THE SOUTH |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | TERRONI DI MERDA! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | THEY MOVE HERE AND THEY TRY TO EXPORT ITALIAN CULTURE |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | BUT THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK PASTA |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | MARTIN'S SPAGHETTI WERE MELTED AS FUCK |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | AND IF THAT IDIOT OLGA IS LISTENING |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I WISH HER TO HAVE DINNER FOREVER IN THIS SHITHOLE |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | THAT WAY SHE'LL BE BUSY SHITTING HER PANTS |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | INSTEAD OF THREATENING US TO TAKE AWAY HER DAMN FURNITURE |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I would’ve cooked that shitty pasta myself. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I would’ve made it with my own fucking hands |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | But that frocio Vladimir doesn’t like fish |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | and I swear... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | IF YOU TAKE THAT FAT GUY WHO CLEANS OUR TOILETS EVERY TWO WEEKS |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | AND GIVE HIM THE FUCKING INGREDIENTS |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I swear he’d make a better pizza. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | He would't use that mozzarella... |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | THAT LOOKS LIKE IT WAS MADE WITH GOAT SPERM |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don’t worry, he doesn’t know it was made with your breast milk |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Luckily, in three weeks I’ll be in Italy... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Mamma has to cook me something decent |
| 03:25 - 03:28 | I can’t keep going on just chicken and sauerkraut |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | ...Not to mention the Landlord |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | He fixed the hole with a board he found in the trash |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | ...a board with two holes... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I don’t know, maybe I’ll stick my schwanz in it |