| 00:00 - 00:05 | the sys admin told us |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | where is the new release of windows server ? |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | we where not ready... fuck |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | then we had a breaktrough idea |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | make windows update a paid feature |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | on top |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | on top |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | of making them pay for the OS |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | on top |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | of packing random settings changes |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | that where already in previous release |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | and they paid for that crap |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | so much money |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | told them that is was revolutionary |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | linux had this since last century |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | they are really dumb |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | and we |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | made SMB look like a normal protocol |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | the shit was broken |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | since 1995 |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | really |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | default port for smb |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | you can change it now |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | the ultimate new feature |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | easy |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | but nfs.. |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | could... |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | do it |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | since pre-2000 |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | and |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | they will pay |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | for these |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | and are going to say that |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | we are geniuses |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | we are going to be as rich as the saudis |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | extra licensing ? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | extra licensing ! |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | we wont even work |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | for it |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | they will never understand |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | anything else ? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | we are going to install ARC |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | and tell them |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | that their server wont work without |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | and they will eat it |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | i can't even believe it |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | i am going to be a duck swiming in gold |
