| 00:00 - 00:03 | The vote has been getting surprisingly close. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Polls are shifting in Ontario... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | ...and in British Columbia. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Vote splitting should ensure that we at least make gains in NDP seats... |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | ...and even in seats where the Liberals would've won. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Ontario will ensure that... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | ...Poilievre will become Prime Minister. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | ...Ontario... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Our success in Ontario has been cancelled by Quebec. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Poilievre has also lost his own riding. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who did not work for the People's Party in 2021, please leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | He fucking lost his own seat?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How did Poilievre fuck up a massive lead?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Seriously! He had like a 30-point lead months ago! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | His campaign was energising the youth! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Common Sense Conservatism was gold! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | The Tories are even worse than the SS! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Full of dimwits and traitors all over! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Poilievre wasn't even showing himself on television! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Führer, you realise that he did terrible in the... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | He did well in the debates! It wasn't a fucking disaster! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Führer, he fucking fumbled his words! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Shut the fuck up, you are a disgrace to the Canadian people! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | A disgrace! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And Trump is a loose cannon... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | ...never knowing when to shut his big, fat mouth... |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | ...after all that we've done for him to win in 2024! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | His 51st State rhetoric is a millstone to our cause... |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | ...dragging it into the ground and causing us to lose Canada! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And just when we were poised to see a supermajority! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Instead, we are now laughingstocks while the Liberals win thanks to Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | They've made enemies with two Tory Premiers. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Doug Ford and Tim Houston of Ontario and Nova Scotia. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And instead of making peace with them... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Morons... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | He has his flunky bitch Byrne vaguely threaten them! As if that will win them back! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | They can't even call themselves the saviours of the Canadian people! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Oh there will be consequences for this! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | They will PAY with their fucking blood when this ends! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | They will DROWN in their fucking blood! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's alright, we still have the AfD. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Let's face it, we have officially lost... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Everything was in our favour and we still lose in the end... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Damned monkey's paw... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Canada is lost forever now... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But if any if you think that I'll stay in Canada for its fourth Liberal term in a row... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | ...I'd sooner move to the UK or Australia. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Meeting adjourned... |
