| 00:00 - 00:03 | Ian has launched a content cop |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | you have be ratioed |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and hila is starting an OF |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | she's going to be offering $5 rates and $100 spicy chats |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and pac sun dropped teddy fresh |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | well what about antisemitism |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and hassan platforming houthis |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | ethan... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | anti-zionism... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | anti-zionism isn't antisemitism |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | plus Hila was in the IDF |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | make chat members only, order pizza, and disable likes |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | how could this happen |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I met susan wojcicki |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I used to be able to let slurs fly and make t shirts on canva |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Dan call my lawyers |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | it's okay, he's bluffing |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I don't care if I bankrupt my family |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I don't even boink my wife |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and she cancelled my manyvids account |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | but Ethan I didn't you quit 'batin |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | look at me, does it look like I quit gooning |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | sir, all you have to do ignore snark |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | but the snarkers are on my trail |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I do care! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I have a fragile ego |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and peter pan syndrome |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I started smoking cigs in my 30s |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I've wasted my platform arguing with anons |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and I spend all my free time polishing my knob to trisha paytas |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | she made me feel things dammit |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | she made me live, laugh, love-unlike Mrs. G.I. Jane |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | at this point I barely sleep |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I must beat snark |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I can't let it go |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | i've tried everything |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | copyright strikes, false reports, pulling 'the card' and superchats |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | am I not an 'it girl' |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I have cool tats |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | and a rolex, plus a porsche |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | sure i'm a grelim |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | he's no gremlin, he's a goober |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I have burned all my bridges |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I'm in a sexless marriage |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | and I barely see my children |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | but snark, it must go |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | their anti-Semites, calling me a zionist |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | day after day |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | fetch me my domino's |
