| 00:00 - 00:03 | Boss…We have word from the NFL |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Our scheme… |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | To win money by ref rigging |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Has…has…miserably FAILED |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | The refs were spies hand picked by us from these areas |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Paid off… |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Taught how to use phantom penalties? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Against the Eagles |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Boss…However…however |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Eagles took Belt To Ass! |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Belted the Asses of the Chiefs |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Raw Red…Beaten Down like Rag Dolls |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How can this shit happen to me? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I specifically instructed you to rig this! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | The Eagles ripped KC a New Asshole! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | The Eagles demolished KC! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | You idiots! You morons! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Rigged means Rigged! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | MaMoans needs ref help you know it! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | These frauds cannot win without refs!!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | I’m beyond pissed! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Eagles are now Americas Team! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But…but…. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Don’t but me…Hurts and this team are Champions! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And…I’ve lost millions on this bet |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You told me it was a sure thing! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | How can you screw up so royally? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I’m SHITLER Now! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | The Super Bowl was mine! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Then..,Sirianni calls in the Daggar to make it 24-0 at the half? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I cannot show my face outside this bunker! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | All my stolen money is gone gone gone! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | FLY EAGLES FLY! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | On the road the victory! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | What a Song!!! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I like Kelly Green you know! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I need to align myself to a WINNER! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | KC a team of pansies I should have known better! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Taylor Swift was gonna sing for me! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Now what do I get? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | E-A-G-L-E-S are incredible |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It’s OK you can burn your Kelce shirt now |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | EAGLES ARE #1! |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I’m Shhhh-Shitler now boys! |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I do like Cheesesteaks though |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | WIT! |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Eagles are the BEST team ever!. That’s a fact Jack! |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | It’s a Philly Thing!🦅🏆 |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Get me my #26 jersey now. |
