| 00:00 - 00:03 | This is Stargate for Dummies 101 |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | 500 bn USD will be invested |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | in hardware and infrastructure |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | and secure US dominance in the AI arms race |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | It will be largest AI infrastructure project in history |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | When I have built this |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | we will win? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr President |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Deepseek |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Deepseek just launched a top notch model for 5 MUSD |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and it is open source |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | The following stays: Altman, Ellison, Masayoshi and Huang |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | It was an EXECUTIVE ORDER! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | The greatest executive order ever! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I will look like an idiot spending billions when the chinese do it for peanuts |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Musk was right |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I should have given the money to him |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | But no, it should be a joint venture |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | This is your mess to clean up now |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I am taking Airforce One to Mar-a-Lago |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mr President this in no time for golf |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | IT IS ALWAYS TIME FOR GOLF! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I don't even play golf! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You told me to buy every H100 chips there was |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | EVERY CHIP |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And the we put them in Larry's |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | data centers so he can buy a third yatch |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | OpenAI isn't even for profit yet! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | How is Sam going to make billions now? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And Masa you offered 100 billions and I asked you to double down |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | But you had to go full retard to 500 |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Now we all look like fools |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I had one simple request |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I just wanted a co-pilot for Path of Exile 2 |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and finally beat that cheating Musk |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Export restrictions |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Just forced them to be smarter and creative |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Huang will lose billions and billions |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | The greatest project of this era |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | now a bigger mess than January 6 |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I couldn't even trust the shaman! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry, we can still take Greenland |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | It is not funny anymore |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Why can't we just throw money at the problem |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I don't even want this job |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I am not even a republican |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I just had to find a way out of my legal troubles |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Guiliani said it was bullet proof |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | You'll find me a the gold course |
