| 00:00 - 00:03 | The attempt to appeal the law passed in April was rejected. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They say ByteDance would collaborate with the Chinese government. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Now we must publish our campaign. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | I would suggest logging into the account @NaziFührer. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Then you, Führer, can access the account any time. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Perfect, I will publish the video now. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Here we go... |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Führer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | It seems... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The upload failed, my Führer. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | I believe the poor wifi connection may be at fault. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | These people will stay to assist me: Keitel, Jodl, Krebs and Burgdorf. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is unacceptable. |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | No wifi connection in the 21st Century?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Do you want the people to think I'm an old rag? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Someone who is incapable of uploading a simple TikTok? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | You are deliberately humiliating me. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | You think just because I'm older I don't know how to use technology? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | This campaign is the ultimate way of controlling the public, but you are... |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | all praying on my downfall. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Führer, that is not how wifi works. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't care about how wifi works, you should figure it out. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We are all incredibly skilled, this doesn't undermine our experience. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I have tried my best, just because I didn't grow up as an iPad kid... |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | ...doesn't mean I can't post a TikTok. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You speak so highly of yourselves. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Then why couldn't you ensure that the wifi was working? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Why would you let me look like an old fool? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I can't believe am surrounded by such complacency. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | This could have been the most viral campaign of all time. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I worked so hard to film and edit this TikTok. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I put so many hours into learning the ins and outs of social media. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And now you tell me the wifi isn't working. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I persevered for hours, days. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Learned everything on my own. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | A bunch of iPad kids... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | You think it is so natural, that you just abandoned me to do it all by myself. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | The US is still dominating all social media platforms. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | This was my chance to insert myself. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | To take over social media and show everyone how competent I am. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | To unite the aryans under my name. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Gerda, I'm sure the IT department will find a way. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | It feels like I'm just talking to a wall. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | You all don't care about my social media presence. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | So, there's no way this can work. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The campaign can no longer take place. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But, if you think I will give up, you are devastatingly wrong. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I would rather download Facebook than delete TikTok. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Do whatever you want, I'll fix the wifi somehow. |
