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Mr Majors Gets into another Marathon ballot without trying!!
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | So lets plan the Berlin marathon boys |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We get on the train at the airport and get off here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Then we can go to the expo to collect our bibs |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Then we can go for a shakeout run in all our bright shoes |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And get some pizza here |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And we all have our ballot places? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Thats class |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Head Peacock |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Only... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Only Mark got in via the ballot |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The rest of us got rejected |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Impossible. Everyone that isn't in the peacocks groupchat get out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | HOW THE F**K DID HE GET IN AGAIN |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | HE'S ALREADY GOT THE 6 STAR MEDAL |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | HE DOESN'T EVEN TRAIN FOR RACES |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | His Racing shoes are for dug walks |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | He doesn't even take gels! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Its a fix - the cheating old git |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | All because he paid for the extra t-shirt |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | He's going to get a second six start medal before I get in the ballot |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But he said he has his mojo back |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Has he shite! He's got so many shoes he's still running in Pro2s!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But he bought a new Soar vest! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | He's not even going to try and I bet his baldy heed still gets a PB |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | He even cancelled Strava Premium |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Its madness |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Bet he gets into Sydney on the first try like Tokyo |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And probably gets it all expenses paid through a competition! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | He'll probably PB the breakfast run too |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And I bet he's managed to sneak John McAvoy in as well |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I swear if he runs a PB.... |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I'm packing it in and going to become an instagram runner |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | At least he's not got a GFA |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | If he gets to do Boston again i'll burst |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | All because of a dodgy Madrid time |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Jammy old bugger |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | He doesn't even have space for more medals in his office, the walls about to fall down! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And he's already got all the major gear. I heard he's even got Boston jammies |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Thank f**k his 10km is shite |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And he's only got a dodgy sub 90 |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | None of this strava time says I've ran this! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok Grant, strava time does count. Don't listen to them |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | He's probably already got his spot for 2026 |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | The ballots not even opened yet |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | jammy old bugger |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | This has to be the last one |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | He'll probably start a Youtube channel after this and get loads of free stuff |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Probably got a pair of Pro 5s already |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'm away to become a trail runner |