| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, the AGRs want to leave early. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It’s a non flying day |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | They are the only ones at work. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The Loadmasters left at 10, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and Pilots don’t participate, |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Remind them they are on duty 24/7, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And that they are collecting a paycheck. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Chief |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They also… |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Want out of the UTA weekend |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And the flying safety meeting |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you don’t have your Masters and SEJPME done, please leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THESE MOTHER FUCKERS |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | NEED TO BE HERE AT 0730 |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | CREW RESTED, AND READY TO FLY. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | UTAs ARE MANDATORY |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | FUCK THEM |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | AND FUCK THEIR FAMILIES! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | THEIR ARC NET PRINTOUTS ARE RED |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | AND THEY HAVE 2.5 DAYS OF USE/LOSE |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Chief, it’s only October 1st |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I SAID NO USE/LOSE BEFORE A PASS |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Chief the pass is only for one day |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | FUCK THEM AND THEIR PASSES |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | THEY SHOULD HAVE NEGATIVE LEAVE |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | THEN PLAN A 0730 QUARTERLY SAFETY MEETING |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | DENY THEIR PASS |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | THEN CANCEL THE MEETING THE SAME MORNING |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | HAVE THEM BRING THEIR SLEEPING BAG TO WORK |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | BECAUSE I WANT THEM BACK AT WORK |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | 8 HOURS AFTER THEY LAND |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | FOR A HOF DAY MEETING |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | TO TALK ABOUT DICK JOKES |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | AND WHAT WE WILL EAT FOR LUNCH |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | BECAUSE FUCK THEM |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | AND FUCK THEIR FREE TIME |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | THE REST OF THE WING WORKS 12 DAYS STRAIGHT AND SO WILL WE |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I DONT CARE IF THE OTHER CREW POSITIONS ARE HELD ACCOUNTABLE |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | IF I HAVE TO BE HERE |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | SO DO ALL THOSE FUCKERS |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | THEY MUST ALSO FLY 3 FUCKING TIMES A WEEK |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | HE’S LOSING THE DICK MEASURING CONTEST |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | AND BE IN THEIR CUBICLE EVERYTIME I COME BY |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | OR ILL ASK EVERYONE BUT THEM WHERE THEY ARE |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | ESPECIALLY THE ONE WOTH THE SHAVING WAIVER |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | AND BE |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE FOR WEEKS AFTER |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | UNTIL THEY TELL ME A DICK JOKE |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | THEN WE START OVER |
