Caesar's Last Meeting Before Hoover Dam
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Caesar finds out he was wrong about Hegel, but at least there's a bright side. (captions by Englebond H)
00:00 - 00:03 | The NCR hold positions along the dam |
00:04 - 00:05 | Here, here and here |
00:05 - 00:07 | A robot army holds Vegas |
00:08 - 00:12 | A bomber was sighted here yesterday |
00:12 - 00:15 | And that angry mailman is still alive |
00:17 - 00:19 | You know, Lanius |
00:19 - 00:21 | This is a classic Hegelian dialectic |
00:24 - 00:26 | Caesar... |
00:27 - 00:28 | Hegel |
00:31 - 00:33 | Hegel's Dialectics don't apply here |
00:34 - 00:36 | You never understood Hegel |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave but Vulpes, Lanius, Aurelius and Caecilius |
01:13 - 01:15 | Why didn't you tell me? |
01:15 - 01:17 | I quote Hegel ten times a day! |
01:18 - 01:23 | And none of you fuckers told me I'd completely missed the point? |
01:25 - 01:28 | Throw me a bone here. |
01:29 - 01:31 | I'm a philosopher king |
01:31 - 01:34 | I'm supposed to project wisdom |
01:34 - 01:37 | How can I do that if everything I say |
01:37 - 01:40 | Sounds like I learned it from philosophy tube |
01:40 - 01:42 | Have you tried Ayn Rand instead? |
01:42 - 01:46 | Ayn Rand? Fuck off! Papa Khan lent me Atlas Shrugged |
01:46 - 01:48 | Caesar, it's quite deep |
01:48 - 01:52 | If you're fourteen maybe. I'm a fucking adult! |
01:53 - 01:54 | Ayn Rand my arse! |
01:56 - 01:57 | Anyway it's too right wing |
01:57 - 02:00 | We might be a fascist slave empire |
02:00 - 02:03 | But even we have limits! |
02:04 - 02:08 | Shit, I bet the mailman had a good laugh about this |
02:08 - 02:13 | And that fucking doctor guy, oh yes I bet they had a good old chuckle |
02:14 - 02:16 | All I wanted was to subjugate California |
02:17 - 02:21 | Like a latter day Gavin Newsome |
02:27 - 02:29 | But no, he has to ruin it all |
02:30 - 02:34 | He got shot in the head but apparently it made him |
02:34 - 02:36 | An expert in everything |
02:41 - 02:42 | From upgrading robots |
02:43 - 02:47 | To hand to hand combat |
02:48 - 02:53 | And the bomber? Where the fuck did that come from? |
02:54 - 02:56 | What did Benny shoot him with? |
02:56 - 02:59 | A bullet made of old, recycled |
03:00 - 03:02 | Physics degrees? |
03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, they're theoretical degrees |
03:14 - 03:16 | I have only one consolation |
03:19 - 03:23 | One day, when this story is told |
03:25 - 03:26 | The whole world |
03:31 - 03:33 | Will agree on one thing |
03:40 - 03:46 | That this story is a critique of capitalism |
03:46 - 03:49 | And knowing that I can die happy |
03:53 - 03:56 | Bring me Fisto. |
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