Caesar's Last Meeting Before Hoover Dam

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Caesar finds out he was wrong about Hegel, but at least there's a bright side. (captions by Englebond H)

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00:00 - 00:03The NCR hold positions along the dam
00:04 - 00:05Here, here and here
00:05 - 00:07A robot army holds Vegas
00:08 - 00:12A bomber was sighted here yesterday
00:12 - 00:15And that angry mailman is still alive
00:17 - 00:19You know, Lanius
00:19 - 00:21This is a classic Hegelian dialectic
00:24 - 00:26Caesar...
00:27 - 00:28Hegel
00:31 - 00:33Hegel's Dialectics don't apply here
00:34 - 00:36You never understood Hegel
00:53 - 00:58Everyone leave but Vulpes, Lanius, Aurelius and Caecilius
01:13 - 01:15Why didn't you tell me?
01:15 - 01:17I quote Hegel ten times a day!
01:18 - 01:23And none of you fuckers told me I'd completely missed the point?
01:25 - 01:28Throw me a bone here.
01:29 - 01:31I'm a philosopher king
01:31 - 01:34I'm supposed to project wisdom
01:34 - 01:37How can I do that if everything I say
01:37 - 01:40Sounds like I learned it from philosophy tube
01:40 - 01:42Have you tried Ayn Rand instead?
01:42 - 01:46Ayn Rand? Fuck off! Papa Khan lent me Atlas Shrugged
01:46 - 01:48Caesar, it's quite deep
01:48 - 01:52If you're fourteen maybe. I'm a fucking adult!
01:53 - 01:54Ayn Rand my arse!
01:56 - 01:57Anyway it's too right wing
01:57 - 02:00We might be a fascist slave empire
02:00 - 02:03But even we have limits!
02:04 - 02:08Shit, I bet the mailman had a good laugh about this
02:08 - 02:13And that fucking doctor guy, oh yes I bet they had a good old chuckle
02:14 - 02:16All I wanted was to subjugate California
02:17 - 02:21Like a latter day Gavin Newsome
02:27 - 02:29But no, he has to ruin it all
02:30 - 02:34He got shot in the head but apparently it made him
02:34 - 02:36An expert in everything
02:41 - 02:42From upgrading robots
02:43 - 02:47To hand to hand combat
02:48 - 02:53And the bomber? Where the fuck did that come from?
02:54 - 02:56What did Benny shoot him with?
02:56 - 02:59A bullet made of old, recycled
03:00 - 03:02Physics degrees?
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry, they're theoretical degrees
03:14 - 03:16I have only one consolation
03:19 - 03:23One day, when this story is told
03:25 - 03:26The whole world
03:31 - 03:33Will agree on one thing
03:40 - 03:46That this story is a critique of capitalism
03:46 - 03:49And knowing that I can die happy
03:53 - 03:56Bring me Fisto.