| 00:00 - 00:03 | The NCR hold positions along the dam |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Here, here and here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | A robot army holds Vegas |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | A bomber was sighted here yesterday |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And that angry mailman is still alive |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | You know, Lanius |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | This is a classic Hegelian dialectic |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Caesar... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Hegel |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Hegel's Dialectics don't apply here |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | You never understood Hegel |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave but Vulpes, Lanius, Aurelius and Caecilius |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Why didn't you tell me? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I quote Hegel ten times a day! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And none of you fuckers told me I'd completely missed the point? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Throw me a bone here. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I'm a philosopher king |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I'm supposed to project wisdom |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | How can I do that if everything I say |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Sounds like I learned it from philosophy tube |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Have you tried Ayn Rand instead? |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Ayn Rand? Fuck off! Papa Khan lent me Atlas Shrugged |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Caesar, it's quite deep |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | If you're fourteen maybe. I'm a fucking adult! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Ayn Rand my arse! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Anyway it's too right wing |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | We might be a fascist slave empire |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | But even we have limits! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Shit, I bet the mailman had a good laugh about this |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And that fucking doctor guy, oh yes I bet they had a good old chuckle |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | All I wanted was to subjugate California |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Like a latter day Gavin Newsome |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | But no, he has to ruin it all |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | He got shot in the head but apparently it made him |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | An expert in everything |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | From upgrading robots |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | To hand to hand combat |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And the bomber? Where the fuck did that come from? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | What did Benny shoot him with? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | A bullet made of old, recycled |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Physics degrees? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, they're theoretical degrees |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I have only one consolation |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | One day, when this story is told |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | The whole world |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Will agree on one thing |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | That this story is a critique of capitalism |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And knowing that I can die happy |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Bring me Fisto. |
