| 00:00 - 00:03 | All the teams are positioned for Finals. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Hawthorn is coming |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | pushing Freo, Dogs and Dons |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | while their percentage improves but still is low. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Essendon cannot keep them out. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Carlton with Cripps, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Walsh and Curnow will keep them out. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Führer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Carlton... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Carlton got smashed by the Hawks |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Hawthorn are in the Eight |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out who said the "Win with Cripps" garbage. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You said Carlton would win! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Hawthorn had no top end talent! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | They play system ball and don't have the cattle for big matches. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | System may be better than "talent". |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I may have to line up... |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | that talent against a wall for the SS. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | This system ball applies pressure everywhere |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | while the talent goes down like marshmallows |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Führer, Hawthorn's list is not... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | They are in the Eight with a "no talent" list! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Führer, talent wins finals. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | We're not playing under 15's footy here! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Michell says "System"! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Hawthorn have been bad |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | for only seven years and they are already |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | back in the Finals while the Drug Pigs suck again. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I can't even get a drink with Robbo in his unhinged state. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Damo said the Hawks were tanking and it wouldn't work! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Montagna killed me with a ten year promise. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Now David King admits they are playing well; I hate him worse than Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I should have listened that Richmond supporter |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | and microwaved my membership card. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Now I don't see how they are stopped. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Don't make me do this... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Don't make me hope that Danger and the old folk's home in Geelong... |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | can pull one last Hawthorn-killing game out of their backsides. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | They are the only reliable squad... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | when it comes to bleeding for a win against Hawthorn. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Now I fear even Geelong won't bleed! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry. The Kitties will still have their farms. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I guess we have to face the truth. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Hawthorn is already back from the bottom of the ladder. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | They are good. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The fight... is lost. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But I'll be damned if I'll barrack for GWS to win over a Victorian team. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Even tyrants have some self-respect. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I can't believe Hawthorn is back. |
