Hitler learns Hawthorn is in the Eight

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Hitler has a breakdown when he learns of the Hawk's devastating win over Carlton.

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00:00 - 00:03All the teams are positioned for Finals.
00:04 - 00:05Hawthorn is coming
00:05 - 00:07pushing Freo, Dogs and Dons
00:08 - 00:12while their percentage improves but still is low.
00:12 - 00:15Essendon cannot keep them out.
00:17 - 00:19Carlton with Cripps,
00:19 - 00:21Walsh and Curnow will keep them out.
00:24 - 00:26My Führer...
00:27 - 00:28Carlton...
00:31 - 00:33Carlton got smashed by the Hawks
00:34 - 00:36Hawthorn are in the Eight
00:53 - 00:58Everyone out who said the "Win with Cripps" garbage.
01:13 - 01:15You said Carlton would win!
01:15 - 01:17Hawthorn had no top end talent!
01:18 - 01:23They play system ball and don't have the cattle for big matches.
01:25 - 01:28System may be better than "talent".
01:29 - 01:31I may have to line up...
01:31 - 01:34that talent against a wall for the SS.
01:34 - 01:37This system ball applies pressure everywhere
01:37 - 01:40while the talent goes down like marshmallows
01:40 - 01:42My Führer, Hawthorn's list is not...
01:42 - 01:46They are in the Eight with a "no talent" list!
01:46 - 01:48My Führer, talent wins finals.
01:48 - 01:52We're not playing under 15's footy here!
01:53 - 01:54Michell says "System"!
01:56 - 01:57Hawthorn have been bad
01:57 - 02:00for only seven years and they are already
02:00 - 02:03back in the Finals while the Drug Pigs suck again.
02:04 - 02:08I can't even get a drink with Robbo in his unhinged state.
02:08 - 02:13Damo said the Hawks were tanking and it wouldn't work!
02:14 - 02:16Montagna killed me with a ten year promise.
02:17 - 02:21Now David King admits they are playing well; I hate him worse than Stalin!
02:27 - 02:29I should have listened that Richmond supporter
02:30 - 02:34and microwaved my membership card.
02:34 - 02:36Now I don't see how they are stopped.
02:41 - 02:42Don't make me do this...
02:43 - 02:47Don't make me hope that Danger and the old folk's home in Geelong...
02:48 - 02:53can pull one last Hawthorn-killing game out of their backsides.
02:54 - 02:56They are the only reliable squad...
02:56 - 02:59when it comes to bleeding for a win against Hawthorn.
03:00 - 03:02Now I fear even Geelong won't bleed!
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry. The Kitties will still have their farms.
03:14 - 03:16I guess we have to face the truth.
03:19 - 03:23Hawthorn is already back from the bottom of the ladder.
03:25 - 03:26They are good.
03:31 - 03:33The fight... is lost.
03:40 - 03:46But I'll be damned if I'll barrack for GWS to win over a Victorian team.
03:46 - 03:49Even tyrants have some self-respect.
03:53 - 03:56I can't believe Hawthorn is back.